You know, bigfan, the ocean called. They're running out of shrimp!

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The Movie IDIOCRACY continues to get closer everyday

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

am I allowed to read this thread while eating chicken nuggets? I am dipping them in honey mustard so I am sure that makes it healthy

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Taken under review

I'm eating Burger King at the moment.

Yes, I'd like to upgrade my Whopper Meal to a Large. No lettuce; it gets in the way of the good stuff. Extra mayo, to take up the space. Yes, I'd like to exchange my fries for onion rings. And a Crispy Chicken Jr. and 2 cookies for only $1 more each? Thank you, ma'am at the register, for advising me of this deal.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I have never met a college wrestler who did not either turn a blind eye to or actively participate in rape.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Fruit, veg, nuts, some meat (only way to get B12) That's about it. No sugar, wheat or ANYTHING with an added chemical. Not a vegan, vegetarian, paleo or Atkins diet guy. Just eat like the pioneers did.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'd rather jump off a bridge.

Everything in moderation is fine. You can eat a cracker man. It won't kill you!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

The ban was a knee-jerk overreaction to a small group of allergies, but the hydrogenated vegetable oil used to substitute for the more expensive peanut oil in the grocery store brands are deadly over time....deadlier when combined with all the other shit we eat.

One can still dream though.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Pizza Puffs are okay, right?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I understand your thinking. All we have is air, water, food, sleep and sex to enjoy life. Why give up one if you don't have to?

If you live in a city, the air, water and trucked in produce are toxic over time, so all that's left is to sleep and fuck. If you can cut out the 1st three you will live to do a lotta more sleeping and fucking.

I had to cut out bread, dairy and sugar. I found that if you can go about a week w/o those things your taste will adjust. I now lean toward the bitter: grapefruit, bitter greens, tart fruit....it really wasn't that hard, Bro'.

and I think I think too much...

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Here's the problem with pizza puffs: Even when they are good, they aren't worth the 3rd degree burns on the roof of my mouth.

I'll take regular pizza.

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Bunch of racists up in here ripping on peanut butter during Black History Month.

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You know me like that.

I find that to be true. A lot of stuff tastes off or sugary to me now. I think it takes more than a week though.

Where does my obscenely large amount of money fit into this equation?

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You know me like that.

Pizza puffs suck.

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Hot Pockets, FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Stuck at the port.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I liked the other FavreFan better than this one.

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As most of you know, peanuts are a bean, not true nuts. They lack the nutritional punch of Walnuts and almonds, say. But they are none the less a fine food like all legumes.

I stopped putting sweetener in my coffee and now I can't drink it with sweetener in it. I'm not ready to start trapping squirrels like SLBM (by the way, racially-charged mult idea: East St. Louis Bull Man. You're welcome.)

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

I have tried to adjust to black coffee but just cannot seem to do it.

How long does that take?

I would really like to get away from artificial sweetners

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I get the East side reference, but what is a "mult"?

Well, I cheated....after a lifetime of cream and sugar I did it ever so slowly: My coffee pot makes 10 cups, so I would put 10 teaspoons right in with the grounds to get out of the habit of grabbing the sugar bowl after pouring. I put in 9 teaspoons. A week later I put in 8, and so on.

The other day I absent mindedly put a spoon of sugar in my cup and was stunned at the sickening sweetness. Had to spit it out.....a good feeling.

Peanut allergies should be a huge red flag. Who in the hell ever had a "peanut allergy" when I was growing up? No one.

How about dogs that die of cancer? How does a dog get cancer? Cigars? Skoal?

There is a rural town around here that just had twin 8 year olds die of brain tumors. It happens right? Well, now 2 other kids in their class have brain tumors. The town is completely surrounded by farmland.

I'm sure years and years and years of sprayed crops had something to do with all this kind of crap.

When we buy veggies or meat, we get it from some friends of ours on an organic farm.

RFDC, try truvia or stevia in your coffee. I cannot give up the sweetener in coffee.