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Everybody pick a driver each week. Nobody picks the same driver, picking is first come first served. The thread will be posted weekly. By rule, I get to pick Kasey Kahne each week if I am so compelled. Tally up the points of the driver yous pick each week and reset the field after the Richmond race. This will be a 26 week play-in to the Chase For The Cup.
This means there will only be 43 spots available in this contest. SO SIGN UP EARLY AND OFTEN(you mults yous).

Then, starting with the first Chase race at Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, the Top 12 posters shall be assigned to the driver corresponding in the SPRINT CUP standings. They keep this driver for the duration of the Chase. The chosen 12 will also get to pick a driver out of the Chase to make things more interesting. And rack up the points for the championship.

Confused? Good. Reward? Yes. A prize of undetermined greatness will be given out after the season.

1. If you pick someone and one of the players ahead of you in the standings want that driver, you have to pick another driver. This will go on for the rest of the season, just like NASCAR. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying. A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. Unless someone uses a Dealbreaker award on you.

*Dealbreaker award
This rule has been added to let someone who picks a race winner to be given a Dealbreaker award. It would let the poster either pick bump anyone(except the leader) ahead of them in the standings or take somebodys second pick. It can be saved and used at anytime during the regular season, even right before the drop of the green flag. The Dealbreaker award is a regular season gimmick and none will be given during the playoff season. The awards can transfer to the playoffs, but all deals must be complete by the last regular season race Week 26 at Richmond.

Any players who get their pick bumped or somebody goes and uses the Dealbreaker on them, they will be PM'ed in a timely manner as possible. Dealbreaker awards are able to be bought, sold, or bartered. Players don't have to use them every week or ever use them at all and sell them to players that would really need it late in the regular season. The Dealbreaker may be dealt for straight cash homie, or you can trade some of your points, or work out something to job a player ahead of you in the standings.

Shenanigans are endorsed and encouraged by the Rules Cabal. All trades, deals, and any other kind of brilliant schemes must be presented in the weekly thread and approved by the Rules Cabal for them to be used that week. The value of the Dealbreaker award has yet to been set. I'll leave that up to those involved in the dealings. And let anyone say a single cross word about the Rules Cabal decisions and watch what happens.


If you pick someone and one of the above mentioned posters want that driver, you have to pick another driver. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying.

PLEASE NOTE:
A Dealbreaker Pick may be taken from you by someone else also using a Dealbreaker. This is called "nuclear option"
driver picking. Yes, this is unfair and everyone may use up their Dealbreakers going after the same driver, in the same week.

2. *** A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. ***
3. Up to 43 people will be eligible for the contest during the first 26 races of the season. Once the Chase To The Cup starts, only the top 12 will advance to the playoffs.
4. You can sign up and never make a pick, you'll be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying that week.
5. Failure to abide by these rules will be dealt with the most harsh and unfair of judgements by the NASCAR Pick 'em rules cabal, err, committee.

Overall Standings
After Week 1

Total pts.____________Driver
47 Matt Murton's Beard*___Denny Hamlin
42 Scorehead___________Matt Kenseth
42 RFDC________________Jimmie Johnson
41 K Effective___________Ryan Newman
40 Hatchetman__________Carl Edwards
37 Gloopan Kuratz________Jeff Gordon
35 Hawg Ass_____________Joey Logano
35 chaspopcapp__________Dale Earnhardt Jr.
26 Urlacher's missing neck__Kevin Harvick
26 jimmypasta___________Alex Bowman
23 Dr. Ken_______________Kasey Kahne
22 spanky______________*Kyle Larson
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18 sjboyd0137___________Brad Keselowski
17 doug-ep______________Jamie McMurray
16 City Of Fools__________NP-Sam Hornish Jr.
13 Hussra_______________*Greg Biffle
10 donspiracy____________Tony Stewart
9 Peoria Matt__________*Regan Smith
5 Hank Scorpio__________NP-AJ Allmendinger
3 newper______________*Clint Bowyer
2 Apologist______________Martin Truex Jr.
*Dealbreaker award_______*2nd Pick

NASCAR Sprint Cup Series
Folds of Honor QuikTrip 500
Atlanta Motor Speedway - 3/1/2015


Starting
Position Car# Driver SponsorManu QualifyingSpeed(mph) QualifyingTime(secs)
1 22 Joey Logano Shell Pennzoil Ford 194.683 28.477
2 4 Kevin Harvick (E) Jimmy John's Budweiser Chevy 193.792 28.608
3 1 Jamie McMurray McDonald's Chevy 193.623 28.633
4 11 Denny Hamlin FedEx Ground Toyota 193.400 28.666
5 19 Carl Edwards ARRIS Toyota 193.137 28.705
6 42 Kyle Larson Energizer Chevy 192.949 28.733
7 31 Ryan Newman Caterpillar Chevy 192.942 28.734
8 9 Sam Hornish Jr. Medallion Bank Ford 192.313 28.828
9 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr. Kelley Blue Book Chevy 192.206 28.844
10 5 Kasey Kahne Farmers Insurance Chevy 192.140 28.854
11 47 AJ Allmendinger Better Than Bouillon Chevy 191.483 28.953
12 2 Brad Keselowski Detroit Genuine Parts Ford 191.403 28.965
13 27 Paul Menard Duracell/Menards Chevy 192.326 28.826
14 78 Martin Truex Jr. Furniture Row Chevy 192.313 28.828
15 3 Austin Dillon DOW Chevy 192.146 28.853
16 51 Justin Allgaier Brandt Chevy 192.033 28.870
17 18 David Ragan M&M's Crispy Toyota 191.496 28.951
18 10 Danica Patrick GoDaddy Chevy 191.291 28.982
19 16 Greg Biffle Ortho Ford 190.935 29.036
20 17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. Fifth Third Bank Ford 190.692 29.073
21 13 Casey Mears GEICO Chevy 190.653 29.079
22 55 Brett Moffitt Aaron's 60th Anniversary Dream Machine Toyota 190.646 29.080
23 43 Aric Almirola Fresh from Florida Ford 190.424 29.114
24 95 Michael McDowell Thrivent Financial Ford 189.558 29.247
25 15 Clint Bowyer 5-Hour Energy Toyota 189.513 29.254
26 38 David Gilliland Love's Travel Stops Ford 189.493 29.257
27 32 Mike Bliss(i) Rimrock Design Ford 189.351 29.279
28 34 Joe Nemechek(i) CSX Play It Safe Ford 189.183 29.305
29 6 Trevor Bayne AdvoCare Ford 188.906 29.348
30 23 JJ Yeley(i) Dr. Pepper Toyota 188.187 29.460
31 62 Brendan Gaughan(i) A-S Medication Solutions Chevy 188.117 29.471
32 33 Michael Annett (D) Pilot / Flying J Chevy 187.837 29.515
33 98 Josh Wise Phil Parsons Racing Ford 183.881 30.150
34 30 Ron Hornaday Jr. Curtis Key Plumbing Chevy 181.147 30.605
35-OP 24 Jeff Gordon (PC6) 3M Chevy 6th in 2014 owners points 0.000
36-OP 20 Matt Kenseth (PC5) Dollar General Toyota 7th 0.000
37-OP 48 Jimmie Johnson (PC2) Lowe's Chevy 11th 0.000
38-OP 41 Regan Smith(i) Haas Automation Chevy 14th 0.000
39-OP 14 Tony Stewart (M)(PC4) Bass Pro Shops/Mobil 1 Chevy 25th 0.000
40-OP 26 Jeb Burton # Maxim Fantasy Sports App Toyota 31st 0.000
41-OP 35 Cole Whitt Rinnai Tankless Water Heaters Ford 32nd 0.000
42-OP 7 Alex Bowman Nikko/Toy State Chevy 33rd 0.000
43-OP 40 Landon Cassill(i) Snap Fitness Chevy 34th 0.000

44-DNQ 66 Mike Wallace Chevy 39th 0.000
45-DNQ 83 Matt Dibenedetto Burger King Toyota 41st 0.000
46-DNQ 46 Michael Annett Pilot/Flying J Chevy 49th 0.000
47-DNQ 29 Reed Sorenson Toyota no 2014 owners pts 0.000

PW = is a 2014 race winner, would get in the race if qualifying is cancelled
PC1 = is the first past champion eligible, PC2 is the 2nd...and so on if more
# Simoco Rookie of the Year candidate
(i) = driver not running for Sprint Cup Series Championship Drivers Points

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Wow this qualifying session is kind of a shit show

They just started it and numerous cars can't goon the track because there is a backup in the inspection line.
Makes total sense.

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40 cars went through inspection prior to the start of qualifying.....but only 15 cleared.

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Wow this qualifying session is kind of a shit show

They just started it and numerous cars can't goon the track because there is a backup in the inspection line.
Makes total sense.


This new qualifying system is a fucking joke.

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His car got stolen. He's not in the race.

This had to be some kind of inside job, right?

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His car got stolen. He's not in the race.

This had to be some kind of inside job, right?

This story is pretty crazy, and now they only have the car. Everything else is still missing. :lol:

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36 44 Travis Kvapil(i) Chevy TBA John Cohen 44 18 33 1


His car got stolen. He's not in the race.

This had to be some kind of inside job, right?


Insurance fraud was my first thought.

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