https://instagram.com/p/zuu8cCnszS/

She says a lot. One thing she didn't say was that she didn't have sex with Sharp. I would have thought that would have been the message she wanted to get out. But she can't say that cuz she probably did. So she said a bunch of other stuff.

Again, the comments section reigns supreme.

My favorite? "You sound like an idiot" followed closely by "Have my baby."

What's a better Faulkner parody, As I Lay Lying or As I Die Laying?

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way to throw gasoline on the fire Cheryl.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I don't think she's in any trouble. She's a single lady that allegedly banged a hockey player. So what? She's not a sports reporter so it's not a Jen Patterson conflict of interest thing.

I get that she doesn't want her business out but I think she's getting a little too dramatic.

Yes, doing this makes it worse for her. Unlike Sharp, she should have not said anything.

Leery's gonna defend his sister's honor tonight, you know it. We might hit Peak Beardown when that happens: a big sports story, Leery, and white women.

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Patrick Sharp as Lafe.

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Don't take it personally.

I'm pretty sure his fiance has told him "From now on, I'm the only white women who's honor you defend, got it buddy?"

Larry: Yes, dear.

Hopefully it was the NuvaRing she stepped into or they'll be a lot more explaining to do.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Her lawsuit would be easier than Sharp's. Sharp has 10 things. She has one. Did you or didn't you. If you didn't, go ahead and sue, Cheryl.

i am way more interested in this saga now that i know cheryl scott is involved

I've never paid for porn in my life, but she would make me think LONG and HARD about it.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Look, she's a pretty woman but lets not get over our skis on her here. That big tittied brunette who Dr Ken has the hots for is way hotter than Ms Scott.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

we all have our kinks. she does something for me, I dunno. tight dresses, rock hard thighs, moderate sized cans.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Might I interest you in a subscription to my Fapsimile app?

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Don't take it personally.

Do you mean...this one?

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You know me like that.

Even if Rogue doesn't, yes.

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Yea....that is top notch.

I heard a text from Bloomington Matt on S&G this morning.

Your Central Illinois Matt Dominance is being challenged.

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You know me like that.

I don't see why we have to fight about this, more than enough in this theoretical porn budget for both.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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You know me like that.

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2018
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You think they noticed when Leery put the tracking device on their legs?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

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10 More Wins

I never understood why females always stand so close to each other when they take pictures, even when they aren't necessarily great friends.

You often see them with their faces pressed together or even closer.

Odd to me.

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You know me like that.

Dr. Ken's women is very hot! Her breastes are real looking and phenomenal.

I love all those witty guys on Instagram hoping Cheryl will notice them.

Like she's reading that crap thinking: "Very funny,Billy...Let's hook up!"

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Another rumor being started?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I'm not allowed to talk about that anymore.

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You know me like that.

But jimmy said "women."

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley