And Beardown has a new person to hate!

Essentially he's taking the Grote/Randazzo's spot of update anchor and fill in host. Haven't heard much of him so I can't say if I like him or not.

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No distinguishing characteristics whatsoever. He'll make himself Team Bernstein in no time.

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he went to deerfield high

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Didn't they already have a Connor McKnight?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Yeah that's exactly what I'm thinking. He'll be sending out an anti-meatball tweet pretty soon.

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He, for some reason, has already blocked me on Twitter (can't remember ever saying anything to him) so he's gonna fit in fine.

Interesting. Bet you McNight applied to get back at the SCORE for this role. They chose Bernsteinfield

I've caught Bernfield a few times. He did some weekend shows at WGN. Boring, vanilla, safe white guy. But maybe that's cuz he was at WGN where they tell you not to offend their elderly audience.

This will be interesting to watch. Will he now feel the freedom to become a typical Score scumbag?

Cuz I'll say this, if he's dignified, civilized and a gentlemen, he's not gonna be well liked by the rest of the backups. They'll give him odd looks.

This is from his grindr profile. He likes long walks on the beach and sunsets, sometimes at the same time.

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"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

I hope he has his exasperated sigh down pat.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Uh oh. I think this angelic looking fella is gonna get bullied by the veteran Score boys.

Message to Jordan: You're not in Kansas anymore. Keep your head on a swivel at THE SCORE.

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Who's your least favorite Bernstein Clone? (LIGHT 'EM UP!) Mine is probably Matt Rodewald, who does lame updates and has been reported to have said cunty stuff like "that's why I'm on the air and you're not." Hog and McDoink were pretty bad, too.

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Can't stand Hog.

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If this is the guy that did College Gameday on Saturday mornings on The Game, and I'm pretty sure it is, he was actually pretty good.

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Can't stand the guy. Just a very annoying somewhat condescending voice.

Oh, wait, Adam Harris is a Bernstein Clone, too. He sucks the most. I grew up knowing kids like him and they were contemptible.

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Rodewald has "4-time emmy winner" on his calling card but doesn't mention that it's for doing the traffic. That's like a vet calling himself a "doctor." I know a guy who does that.

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Spanish Honor Society 1,2,3,4
Forensics 1,2,3,4

"Smiles with Nostrils"

"...no Hmong, go find some blacks"

He already resembles Bernsie.

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Hoge's probably the worse of the Bernstein clones....I felt a little bad (not really) that I wanted him to be the guy who punched out the cabbie a few months ago.

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I have to applaud the CSFMB on its increasing efficiency. We're getting very good at this.

We're now hating guys before they even get on the air. Well done!

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And football G.M.'s before they have acquired a player or gotten rid of one. Solid effort, bravo!!!

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Jordan is actually a pretty decent guy. Met him briefly at a Roof Top thing last year. Solid radio talent and appears on STL frequently. He is either going to go full team Bernstein or bail as soon as he can find another gig like Mannelly... before they suck the soul out of him. Theory on why he left WGN?.. Cochran is like Bernstein over there. You are either with him or against him.

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We now have amazing insight into Loyola hoops!

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Burn.

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Mully has on the head coach every now and then as he's the only one that cares. I haven't heard much from them since David Bailey from Westinghouse.

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It's gonna be a nice case study. Does THE SCORE make you a scumbag?

He's gonna walk into the zoo for his first day to hear the "Fuck Yous" and insults flying among the co workers. He'll see drinky screaming at the top of his lungs as he screens the calls. He'll walk past Goff and Larry as they update their "That's racist board".

drinky: Hey, new guy!!!! We don't have much room here. Put your crap in that corner. On the ground. Stay away from the "Team Bernstein" desk.

Jordan: Why hello, Matt. I'm looking forward to working with...

drinky: Shut up!!!! First of all, Fuck you. Secondly, don't talk to me. Thirdly, Fuck You. WELCOME TO THE SCORE. We do it different than WGN, jack ass!!!!

Jordan:

Or because with no 87.7, no Cubs coverage, and Hog/McDoink getting the weekend sports show, there wasn't any airtime left for him.

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Good point, CH.

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