I'll be filing reports from Glendale beginning on Friday.

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I expect nothing less than a write up on each player with a uniform number lower than 80, and a review of the best Gluten Free foods at Camelback. Also be sure you don't jump to conclusions.

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"Losing pitcher JOhnny Danks pitching a SIM game today"

is it to

A.) Hide him from the Royals so they cannot see his stuff..becuse you know they haven't seen him before

OR

B.) so he can simulate a loss in private

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Nobody goes to games there either should feel right at home.

Had 4,000 something per MY SOURCE yesterday and thats when thye played the hometown Dbacks in AZ....MY SOURCE said they will likely say 6,000, he feels it was more like 2000 in the park

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I thought Rozner gave up Beat reporting?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

You don't win attendance championships in March bigfan.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Just noting the familarity of the park.

Also note, Sox fans 3rd installment today on Sox ticket plans.....

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

http://www.myfoxchicago.com/story/28389983/will-ferrell-expected-to-suit-up-for-white-sox-game

Is this as bad as a bunting tournament JORR? Perhaps Garth Brooks can suit up for them tomorrow?

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Proud to be UNVERIFIED.

For charity.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Ferrell is not playing for the Cubs, but there will be a mock write up about how he is the NEXT.BIG.THING. in the Cubs minor league system.

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Followed by an actual write up where BP will say he is the 6th BEST prospect the White Sox have.

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My lame joke was better than your lame joke.

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Did he pitch????

NO wait it was NON TOP Prospect Rodon- World Series

2.1 IP 5 H 3 ER 1K 1BB

BUST !!!!!!

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Its 'Rondon-Stud-World Series', and you're an idiot.

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Melton got caught by a hot mic dropping f-bombs and bitching. I missed it, here's hoping someone got it all recorded.

A lot of people are getting their panties in a bunch about this Will Farrell charity stunt. Do you want MLB to be like the No Fun League? It's just spring training which is too damn long anyway. Besides it doesn't matter. Well unless....oh forget it.

1908

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

White Sox in Scottsdale on Friday, so those reports from Glendale will be interesting on Friday.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Will Jose Abreu ever homer again?

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

No.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Didn't think so. Good to have some additional verification.

It was nice while it lasted.

Oh well, now you have Jose Altuve.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Get your IMU hatchback ass back to the north side bitch.

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Elections have consequences.

2014 Second half stats

Altuve 65 G 289 PA 36 R 95 H 18 D 1 T 15 HR 32 RBI 15 SB 13BB 29K
Abreu 63 G 271 PA 31 R 82 H 15 D 1 T 7 HR 34 RBI 2 SB 29 BB 49K

And don't even look at defense........

YOU wish Abreu was as good as Altuve.

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Altuve must be FAR SUPERIOR to Anthony Rizzo then.

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I'd like to point out that I was just comparing averages, and The Inquisitor and I do not share the same views.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Danks sitting 89-91 today. That would be fanfreakintastic if he can keep that velocity for the regular season.

The Melk Man is looking a lot like De Aza out in left field today. Couple errors and counting.