I've always liked Stricker, T-Bone. Seems like a good guy. I always follow him for a few holes at the Deere. Very cool your Dad is their all week. What a memory that would be.

Also rooting for Spieth and Rory.

Tiger cracking jokes like crazy during his presser. He mus be Perkin's hunting level drunk.

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Team Cutler.

Sergio is in the group behind Tiger. I wonder how ol' Serg will manage to cast blame onto Tiger for something that fucks up his own game.

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Happened to check Masters.com before leaving work here shortly and saw Jack Nicklaus hit a hole in one at the Par 3 contest.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Video of it:

https://twitter.com/TheMasters


Very cool.

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Team Cutler.

5 aces today, including two by Camillo Villegas.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Kevin Streelman won the par 3 contest. The par 3 contest winner has never gone on to win the Masters.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

FLASH: Pro golfers are good at golf. JK, pretty amazing to see how good they are even the washed ups and never has beens can smoke all of us.

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Elections have consequences.

Arnie, Jack and Gary on the Golf channel now.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Pretty exciting day for golf fans. Should be an interesting day of golf. IF you haven't been to Augusta put it on your bucket list. It's worth it.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I've never been happier for a rainy shitty day. They start showing on line at 9:45am and on TV at 2:00pm?

I want to take the day off and watch but just isn't worth it

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Byron Meth might be my new favorite player. He's currently -1. Go Meth!

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

It has been 27 years since there has been a hole in one on #12.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

My guy Meth just doubled 13. He's +2. He HAS to play a celebrity Pro Am with Billy Crystal. The world needs to see team Crystal/Meth.

Wow. Sweaty Vijay with a huge break in that ball staying dry.

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Jonas Blixt's caddie is rocking a Grateful Dead shirt under his white jumpsuit.

My guy!

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

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I'm home waiting for Woods tee off.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

I take the first day of the Masters off every year. Wouldn't miss it for anything. I've come full circle on Rickie Fowler and I've come to like the kid. I'm rooting for Ricky, Sergio and Lefty.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

With his swings on 7 and 8, Tiger shows he's not even thinking about his back.

Even through 8.

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Team Cutler.

And then he hits a ball into Alabama off 9 tee. Oooops.

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Team Cutler.

As much as I love watching Tiger struggle and act like a little bitch this is The Masters. I want to watch great golfers play a great golf course. Please stop showing his every shot.

I hate Jim Nantz. He's an insult to the spirit of Pat Summerall.

Spieth is on fire.

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Tiger.

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And Sergio can go away anytime. He's annoying.