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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:32 pm

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Or hair color
Or eye color
Or taste in music
Or the way she drive
Or her taste in food
Or
Or
Or...

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:51 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Ladies,
do you know when a guy is involved with another? do you guys have a "hey, this one is almost taken" radar. wtf?

hottie bartender at Champs was touching my wrist and twirling her hair.
leaning forward with ref jersey highlighting her breats...making sure i was looking.
what the hell is going on?

That's always how it goes. When I was alone I couldn't get a woman to pay attention to me. And now I have a baby's momma and a son and I can't keep the hoes off me.

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sportsfan

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:54 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

I can't keep the hoes off me.

What's there hair style?

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:58 pm

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NSJ wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

I can't keep the hoes off me.

What's there hair style?

Na**y...

Hey, wait a minute! You're trying to back me into a corner. :wink:

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Ryno's Wife

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:00 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

When I was alone I couldn't get a woman to pay attention to me. And now I have a baby's momma and a son and I can't keep the hoes off me.

We. Are. SO. Over!!! :evil:

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:02 pm

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Ryno's Wife wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

When I was alone I couldn't get a woman to pay attention to me. And now I have a baby's momma and a son and I can't keep the hoes off me.

We. Are. SO. Over!!! :evil:

I wasn't talking about you!

Geez! I keep screwing up. First W_Z won't give me the time or day, then Tall Midget refuses to spend time with me, now RW wants nothing to do with me. I guess I'll just have to start flirting with the married people on the board. :cry:

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:07 pm

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Mustang Rob wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
Whats been going on
Now that you have gone
Theres no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered

Don't worry Doug,
If you were still looking you most likely would have found something wrong with her. She was probably outside the height or weight specs. :wink:

actually....she met all the criteria. that's part of my point.
it's like right after the extended warranty runs out.....gotta replace the fuel pump or something.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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W_Z

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:17 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

Geez! I keep screwing up. First W_Z won't give me the time or day, then Tall Midget refuses to spend time with me, now RW wants nothing to do with me. I guess I'll just have to start flirting with the married people on the board. :cry:

what'd i do? or not do? what did you want me to do?

Doug,

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hottie bartender at Champs was touching my wrist and twirling her hair. leaning forward with ref jersey highlighting her breats...making sure i was looking. what the hell is going on?

one possibility is she does that to get better tips. it works.

however if you see a pattern, where random girls start coming up to you and flirting with you at an unrealistic pace (though because you are a STUD i can't imagine this NOT happening) there is a theory out there that girls can just see the "brimming with confidence because you're content" aura surrounding you. and they want to MESS THAT ALL UP!

Bitches leave!

Whoop that trick!

I'm getting out some aggression here on a Friday... :twisted:

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:22 pm

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W_Z wrote:

Doug,

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hottie bartender at Champs was touching my wrist and twirling her hair. leaning forward with ref jersey highlighting her breats...making sure i was looking. what the hell is going on?

so, Zack you're saying she was working the tip?
i think all guys are aware of those tricks. this was more than smiling and being friendly.

the web is spun. the pattern exists. i am certain of it.
single guys are "just looking for a hook up"
attached guys "have their shit together"

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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W_Z

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:42 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

i'm saying it was a possibility. i've fallen for it. but i wasn't there so i could not "say" it "was".

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:46 pm

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man....all my jokes are going unnoticed today. i need to be funnier.

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spaulding wrote:

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:47 pm

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So Doug, in this thread you have hit 7k posts, gotten a girlfriend, and been hit on by a single chic. You are a busy guy!

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doug - evergreen park

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:49 pm

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and it's only four pages long!

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:52 pm

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the suburbs sound like easy pickings

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W_Z

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:52 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

man....all my jokes are going unnoticed today. i need to be funnier.

or maybe i need to identify it better...oh well. :oops:

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:54 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

the suburbs sound like easy pickings

So are mom's with kids apparently....

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good dolphin

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:56 pm

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

the suburbs sound like easy pickings

So are mom's with kids apparently....

I don't know about that. I've been striking out with them for nine months.

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Darren - Tinley Park

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:01 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

man....all my jokes are going unnoticed today. i need to be funnier.

See, that's what happens when a girl takes you off the market. You lose that characteristic

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:01 pm

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Are you pregnant?

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:12 pm

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W_Z wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

what'd i do? or not do? what did you want me to do?

Just kidding. I have this thing where I name drop guys who have nothing to do with the conversation. You were innocently caught in the crossfire of another rambling, unfunny, Kid Cairo monologue.

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sportsfan

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 3:14 pm

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You're not unfunny, Kid.

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Ryno's Wife

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 4:28 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

Ryno's Wife wrote:

Kid Cairo wrote:

When I was alone I couldn't get a woman to pay attention to me. And now I have a baby's momma and a son and I can't keep the hoes off me.

We. Are. SO. Over!!! :evil:

If you say you're sorry for calling me a hoe we can kiss and make up. Only Coach Crapowski is allowed to call me names.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Fri Nov 02, 2007 7:23 pm

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Sorry. I didn't mean it.

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