This is some GREAT Shit!!! This is from a Real ROAST!

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2015/05/lenny-dykstra-mitch-williams-philadelphia-phillies-mlb-feuds

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

The chick sitting next to Dykstra. Would.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I wonder if either of those guys are ever sober.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I watched that last night. Very interesting. Williams himself seemed, how shall I put it, a tad over served.

If anything, it made me like a very unlikeable Lenny Dykstra.

I think he is almost always like that...Ex Cub factor!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

My favorite part was when Dykstra wondered aloud how Williams could fuck up his easy gig with MLB Network and then went thru and listed all of the times he had fucked up before.

I'm sure the Patrick Mannelly roast will be equally fun filled.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Don't forget "and toast..."

F U N

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

dude, watch the whole thing. it's unreal.

Part 1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F89bT4CnhB8

Part 2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rIw-yWgMEaQ

love philly fans. war electric factory.

oh and they make up at the end.

OK WSCR...if you are going to continue this Roasting thing....Kenny Williams!

Pat Mannelly still just cracks me up....not sure you could get a more clean cut, nice guy, that nobody has any great stories about....which is where you should start when you roast someone...

I would even say roasting Hub would have been a better idea...or Mitch!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Larry is the only guy at the score I'd pay to see roasted.

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There would definitely be tears at that one. Everyone would start with "Larry," and he'd immediatlely get pissed off.

One time I was playing golf with Pat and he kicked his ball away from a tree so he had an open shot..... that was nuts... YARRR!

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

the Score got its panties in a bunch because of Ozzie Jr at a previous roast.

Something like the Dykstra roast would end the event for eternity. There will be no one heckling when Bernstein brings the unfunny.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

The Cubs should roast Dusty Baker. He can sit there with his adult son on his lap.


The Lenny Dykstra Story:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8-TU3vxrYM

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

better to go out with a bang!

Leary has probably hinted at it...."Hey, I would be willing to be the guy who gets roasted...I mean if you want me to....remember, you can tweet me, facebook me, text me, email me or call me with your answer"

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

no holds barred over-21 roast of Bernstein might bring in some serious cash!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Only if the crowd gets incited to riot. Or everyone thinks the crowd will get incited to riot.

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Middle Aged Crazy, like Uncle Terry