Probably the two biggest vanilla sports media people in the business! Can you name anyone with less of a personality?

Shanowski is a very likeable guy. Wouldnt fit in at The Score. I dont mind Bernfield. At least he speaks well and can read copy, which seems very difficult for the EEOC update person..

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Bernfield does read copy very well. He should stick to it if all he's capable of without copy to read from is the same neoliberal fan-shaming horseshit as the rest of his contemporaries.

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I haven't heard the liberal stuff from Jordan. So he's doing the Berns routine?

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

He said the other night that if you were tired after staying up for triple overtime, it's your own fault for having stayed up late and you should have gone to bed at 11 like he did. Anyone with the critical-thinking abilities of a potted plant -- which, in this instance, was Herb Lawrence -- could figure out that it's the NHL's fault for staggering puck drops in the quixotic pursuit of all-night national viewership of a highly provincial game.

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Shanowski is a very likeable guy? I know PBS hosts who are more entertaining.

Benrfield is intolerable. Not only does he fan-shame constantly but he always adds a caveat to the end of it just to seem like less of a penis. "You guys get far too excited about this Bulls win, but you know, it might also lead to something, too."

How 670 thinks he should be doing anything more than updates is beyond me. He was a must ignore on WGN for purposes of keeping your sanity.

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- Dan Bernstein, 2016

I'd use the 10-12 shift for something more interesting than just more sports talk from the Score's thin bench. Try to do like a combination of Outside the Lines and Extension 720 where you have one guest for a longform interview and then open it up to callers. Maybe this only has enough juice to be a weekly thing, but at least any at all would be more ambitious than the 14th and 15th straight hours of why people who work for sports teams are smart and you're stupid.

Also, fucking lol at scolding Bulls fans for getting excited about a series they might not necessarily win. Does Laurence Holmes know this guy is stealing his bit from the Celtics series six years ago?

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Does Schanowski wear a rug?

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No.

Does wear a large nose though.

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schanowski knows a bit about sports at least. Carm is the worst.

"c'mon guys, you better watch what you say!"

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i heard george offman reading draft scouting reports last week on wbbm.... his drop library is so extensive and it never stops being funny, but i wish there was a chance to get new material

Jordan has such a monotone voice. I honestly have no idea how he has a career in radio. Must be friends with some high up people

His voice isn't bad. He just has bad thoughts.

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I'm ready to pass my judgment on Blumenfeld after sampling him a handful of times. He's trite, smarmy, obtuse, douchey, and smug. Welcome to WSCR, kid.

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Back off, Warchild. Seriously.

high up people=very smart people

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