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Darkside

Post subject: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 11:42 pm

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You have to love this guy.
Orders the execution of his defense minister, for treason, because he dozed off at a military event.
Oh wait... that's not all...
he was shot not by firing squad... oh no.
They shot this dude with an anti aircraft gun.

Wow.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 11:49 pm

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I miss the guy you did but the real thing is messed up. I can't believe what goes on in the world sometimes.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 11:50 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

I miss the guy you did but the real thing is messed up. I can't believe what goes on in the world sometimes.

Dude shot him with an Anti Aircraft gun. I mean, something that's meant to knock bombers out of the sky. He shot him with that... ITS AWESOME

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Tue May 12, 2015 11:56 pm

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It's a little messed up.

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lipidquadcab

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 12:12 am

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Here's the scenario?

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 12:13 am

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Darkside wrote:

They shot this dude with an anti aircraft gun.

you gotta admit that's pretty damn awesome. i mean seriously who in a position of power like that doesn't look at their choices of guns and go "HEY I WANNA SEE WHAT THAT REALLY BIG ONE CAN DO" ???

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JORR

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 6:41 am

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Darkside wrote:

I think I've mentioned this before, but a friend of mine teaches at a fancy East coast prep school and one of her students was the daughter of a high-ranking North Korean cabinet member. I think he was like the minister of war or something.

Anyway, the girl was fucking up and failing my friend's class. So the dad flew in for a meeting with my friend. They sat down and he said, "She must not fail." My friend said, "I know, she's needs to work harder. I've made it clear I'm available after class if she needs extra help or we can set up a tutor for her." The guy said again, "She must not fail." He had a briefcase and my friend told me she thought it might have a nuke inside. :lol:

Eventually, the girl ended up getting kicked out.

I wonder if this is the guy.

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a retard

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 7:00 am

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Right out of a James Bond movie. Truth really is stranger than fiction. What a wacky country.

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Kirkwood

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 7:15 am

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so happy!

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 7:33 am

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Those women in the front have expressions that are crying out, "save us!".

JORR, I plead with you to give up trolling and weave us more stories like that. Fantastic.

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 7:40 am

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denisdman wrote:

Those women in the front have expressions that are crying out, "save us!".

JORR, I plead with you to give up trolling and weave us more stories like that. Fantastic.

Hey guys , Tom just black watered the North Korean!!

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conns7901

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 7:54 am

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How has no one had this guy killed yet inside the country?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 7:56 am

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conns7901 wrote:

How has no one had this guy killed yet inside the country?

He is pudgy and adorable, and they say his wife is hot for a North Korean.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 8:07 am

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Check this out at 2:45 mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65ZewIslLbA

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 9:23 am

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badrogue17 wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Those women in the front have expressions that are crying out, "save us!".

JORR, I plead with you to give up trolling and weave us more stories like that. Fantastic.

Hey guys , Tom just black watered the North Korean!!

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 9:34 am

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Don Tiny wrote:

badrogue17 wrote:

denisdman wrote:

Those women in the front have expressions that are crying out, "save us!".

JORR, I plead with you to give up trolling and weave us more stories like that. Fantastic.

Hey guys , Tom just black watered the North Korean!!

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 10:23 am

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denisdman wrote:

Check this out at 2:45 mark.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65ZewIslLbA

Oh my.

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Ed_from_Lisle

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 10:28 am

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The clean up must've been nasty...in SOUTH Korea. You have to figure that's where the remains landed.

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 10:29 am

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Still love this. :15 in particular cracks me up.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 10:50 am

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 10:52 am

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sinicalypse wrote:

Darkside wrote:

They shot this dude with an anti aircraft gun.

you gotta admit that's pretty damn awesome. i mean seriously who in a position of power like that doesn't look at their choices of guns and go "HEY I WANNA SEE WHAT THAT REALLY BIG ONE CAN DO" ???

This

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 11:03 am

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The worry is he will look at his nukes and think the same thing. "Let's see if the movie War Games was right and try Global Thermo Nuclear War on say Tokyo or San Francisco."

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed May 13, 2015 4:40 pm

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denisdman wrote:

The worry is he will look at his nukes and think the same thing. "Let's see if the movie War Games was right and try Global Thermo Nuclear War on say Tokyo or San Francisco."

Yes. This is a fairly terrifying bit of news.

Not just that he did it. But that he seems to have released it as a press release. At least the guy getting eaten by starving dogs was something of a rumor.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Thu May 14, 2015 9:23 am

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Worst Korea is apparently wrong again about Best Korea.

http://www.upi.com/Top_News/World-News/2015/05/13/North-Korea-defense-chief-was-purged-maybe-not-executed-says-Seouls-spy-agency/1931431522581/

South Korea's spy agency said it cannot confirm the execution of North Korea defense chief Hyon Yong Chol, hours after making the opposite claim to South Korean lawmakers.
South Korean lawmaker Kim Kwang-jin told ABC News that Seoul's National Intelligence Service had said in a closed briefing that Hyon was publicly executed for napping and "behaving disrespectfully."

The NIS also said Hyon was executed on April 29 or 30 through the use of anti-aircraft machine guns in an area 13 miles north of Pyongyang – as hundreds of high-ranking military personnel watched.

South Korean lawmaker Shin Kyoung-min, who said Hyon was seen attending a concert in Pyongyang just a day or two before his alleged execution, questioned the claim.

"We've seen Hyon even yesterday on TV," Shin said Wednesday. "If North Korea really executed their No. 2 man in charge of defense, they would make sure he disappears on every single program. That's definitely their style."

y late afternoon, the spy agency revised its statement, saying Hyon was purged, but maybe not executed.

"We do have intelligence information that he had been killed by gunfire but that is yet to be verified," a spy agency spokesman told ABC.

But analysts in South Korea said confirmed executions inside North Korea were indicative of diminished loyalty toward North Korean leader Kim Jong Un.

Chang Yong-seok, a researcher at the Institute for Peace and Unification Studies at Seoul Nation University, told The Korea Herald Kim purges or kills members of government who are displeased with his unilateral approach to various policies.

Chang said Kim might have felt a "sense of inferiority and growing pressure to press [his policies] and make them successful," even as doubts emerged among the political elite.

Hyon came into prominence in 2010 when he was promoted to four-star general. He became a member of North Korea's National Defense Commission in 2014.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:23 am

Has his own "Personal Girl Band".

WTF Obama?

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The all-female group were formed in 2012 by Kim himself, and sing synthesizer-backed paeans about the repressive dictator's "warm heart" and "sweet smile."

http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/09/asia/moranbong-north-korea-beijing/index.html?sr=fbCNN120915moranbong-north-korea-beijing0915AMVODtopLink&linkId=19433474

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:48 am

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Not many good photos out there of the group... best I could do in a pinch

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 10:53 am

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Can this guy play 3b?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:11 pm

http://news.sky.com/story/1625668/north-korea-invents-hangover-free-booze

See. Here's a guy that knows how to get things done.

Quote:

North Korea has claimed its scientists have invented a potent alcoholic drink that leaves drinkers blissfully free of a hangover.

According to the state-owned Pyongyang Times, experts toiled for years before making their breakthrough when they replaced the sugar in Koryo Liquor with "boiled and scorched glutinous rice".

The resulting spirit, made with ginseng and organic rice, has an alcohol content of 30%-40% and "is highly appreciated by experts and lovers as it is suave and causes no hangover".

The paper says the drink's "subtle blend... of the scorched starch with the sweetness of glucose can not be produced with any spices".

The "scorched glutinous rice" is also said to contain essential amino acids, inorganic substances and vitamins and help the body break down fats - making it a likely favourite of dictator Kim Jong-Un.

The liquor has reportedly won a series of accolades in the North Korean food and drink industry - including a top ranking at the fifth national liquor exhibition, first place in the food sector of the 30th national scientific and technological festival and a December 15 Medal of Quality.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:13 pm

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LOL. Only downside is it destroys your liver.

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: Kim Jong Un

Posted: Tue Jan 19, 2016 12:14 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

http://news.sky.com/story/1625668/north-korea-invents-hangover-free-booze

See. Here's a guy that knows how to get things done.

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I'm pretty sure Beardown is the most expendable poster in the Drinky Board...maybe we can send him to North Korea.

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