Where have you been all my life?

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Cant the brothers have anything to themselves?

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I will insert a cheap joke about male ejaculation once I come up with it

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Ahem...

I work alone, kid...and you missed at least half of it

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

This may be the beginning of GD making sense to me. Do all your posts have such glorious hidden messages?

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Hawaii (fuck) You

gd no need to rub it in

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it's called salad dressing:

Ingredients
•1 cup mayonnaise
•1 tablespoon creole mustard
•1 teaspoon prepared horseradish
•1 clove garlic, minced
•½ teaspoon ground black pepper (or more to taste)
•¼ cup white vinegar
•¼ teaspoon salt
•¼ teaspoon paprika

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That doesn't sound good.

No, it doesn't.

It sounds amazing. And it is.

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Flavored mayonnaise isn't bbq sauce. It's like a spicy horseradishy creole tartar sauce -pickle.

I didn't come up with the name. Some crazy southerners did. Southerners don't have a great command of the English language.

They know their food though.

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Or as the hipsters call it aioli.

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Let's do it for Johnny!

Err, no. What? That is something way different.

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So what is it?

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Let's do it for Johnny!

Like someone else said...it's sort of a variation on salad dressing. It works with smoked chicken and that's about it. It's ok but not worth a shoutout.

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Big Bob Gibsons place down in Bama sells it and serves it...

Basically White Vinegar, Mayo, Mustard, Horseradish...little creole season

His Son or Grandson is out on the BBQ tour and serves it with pulled pork...liked it on that samwich....but not sure I call in BBQ sauce, as I would never allow it on Ribs.

Its like having Horseradish sauce on your filet samwiches/sliders.

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I thought this was going to be IMU's coming out thread.

essentially Arby's Horsey sauce

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There is absolutely no good reason for mayonnaise to exist in the first place.
Unless you could fill a few Olympic-sized pools with it and drown every member of ISIS in them.
I'd be ok with that, but I just don't see how that would logistically be possible.
So on second thought, fuck mayo.

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You are not the first person I have encountered that hates mayo.

My question is do you enjoy all the food that Mayo is used as a base for? Dips? chicken Salad? Aoli's?

What about Eggs and oil alone?

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Portillo's chocolate cake

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I don't like mayo nor any of those other items. I do love a lobster roll but that is really infrequent and I like the ones that are a mostly lobster meat with a little bit of stuff mixed in

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And men have lost their reason.

I'm not exaggerating when I say this.
If I think there is even a possibility that mayo might be an ingredient, I ask before I eat. For example,
if I was at a party that had subs catered and they all had mayo, I would just eat when I got home.
The phobia is very real. I don't eat chicken salad, don't like any dip except salsa, and have never had Portillos
chocolate cake, but thanks IMU for the heads up.
People who know me know that I've been this way for a very long time, but 2 weeks ago,
I went to a Cinco/Derby party, and I asked the host if they put mayo in their guacamole.
He looked at me weird, and all I could say is "Hey, I learned the hard way that some people, do in fact,
put mayo in their guac."

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I love mayo. Lobster rolls are fabulous.

Mayo is great...but it is very very bad for you. I gave it up a couple of years ago.

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

how is olive oil mixed with an egg bad for you?

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