http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-foo ... frequently

Since John Elway has taken over football operations in Denver, the Broncos have:

somehow and someway made the playoffs with Tim Tebow playing quarterback
successfully courted Peyton Manning
gone to the Super Bowl
started enforcing a fart tax in meetings
One of those factoids is more impressive and unheard of than the rest of them (and no, I'm not talking about making the playoffs with Tebow).

That would be the "fart tax," which I promise you, is not something I'm making up. Well then, how do we know this so-called fart tax?

Von Miller, the team's star linebacker, was happy to talk all about it:

Von Miller said the Broncos have a fine system for, um, flatulence in meetings. Said he thinks he's been fined the most.

— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015
And yes, he provided details:

Since I've received numerous inquires about the Broncos' Fart Tax, I'm gonna let Von explain. NFL dieting ain't easy. pic.twitter.com/OTAAaI8t82

— Nicki Jhabvala (@NickiJhabvala) June 3, 2015
Von Miller, the Broncos' sack and fart machine, has a point. Let the man fart for free.

I wonder if there is an appeals process for this.

I think Miller is just talkin' shit.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

It's all of the chicken he eats.

http://sports.yahoo.com/blogs/nfl-shutd ... 01415.html

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LOL we have a similar tax when we play poker. Violations such as a fart, belch, food or drink on the table, misdeal, or a miscall of a hand all result in a tax which is added to the pot. The tax is the same as the ante for that game. There is an appeal process but if it is denied then the tax is doubled. So no one appeals.

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