I just wanted to see the stand up at the beginning. This guy killed it. Took some shots at the players. Funny to see their reactions when they pan to them. If you missed it, youtube it. Pretty good.

Looks like these espys are going to be for women athletes what the 2002 oscars were for black actors.

right on cue, 2002 winner of Best Actress takes the stage at the ESPYs as a presenter.

Here's the opening monologue if you missed it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCgsuA8qH-Q

woah, the arod / dr ken bit...bad, very bad. also, not funny.

Agreed. AROD was thinking this would kind of help him. Make light of the steroids. Maybe people will laugh with him over it. No. He looked like an ass. Will make things worse for him. Whomever advised him that this would be cool should be fired.

And you're right. There was nothing even funny with that bit.

Just love that Richard Sherman found anything someone else said distasteful in the Ray Rice comments...

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Britney Spears looks like some hard living has caught up to her. She's only 33. She shouldn't have lost it by this much at that age. I mean maybe the 99 mph fast ball goes to 92. But she's at 82.

I thought he was funny and it is good to make folks uncomfy.

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It would really generate a lot of buzz if Caitlyn Jenner were arrested for vehicular manslaughter after receiving the Arthur Ashe Courage Award.

I thought I would just watch the monologue and leave. But there's nothing on. Some of his other jokes have been good.

And yeah, I want to see how the ESPYS makes the Bruce Jenner thing weird and stupid. Which they will.

ABC is carrying it. Is that a first?

That was a good speech by that Cincy guy. He never mentioned the daughter's mother. Which I found curious. She's out of the picture on this?

Jenner definitely killed someone, how courageous.

Being called a courageous hero for taking estrogen, getting a pair of tits and getting your dick cut off.

Oh, brother.

She accused him of not paying child support.

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Here we go. The Bruce Jenner thing. Better not pan to the athletes in the crowd on this. They're macho, homophobic guys that will have a look of disgust on their face when he walks on the stage in high heels and a skirt. That wouldn't be good for ABC. Bad optics!!!! So they won't pan to the crowd.

Just watching his olympic stuff was memories.

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THis is pathetic. This piece. How they're hiding him kind of. Showing footage of him from the back in a dress. Showing half his face. Then after it's over he'll walk on the stage.

Just introduce him if you're gonna do it. Let's not make it dramatic.

Wait. The fucker has 10 kids? That's a lot of banging women for somebody who wanted to be a girl. Jesus Christ!!!!!

Favre's stunned and scared look was priceless.

Yeah on Favre. The film piece was good. The jokes as he starts his speech not so much with the man voice.

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I mean it's Brett Favre. That country cracker doesn't get this at all.

They have panned the crowd. AROD and others, while not a look of disgust, have a look of confusion or disinterest as he talks. They all look uncomfortable.

Alright. I can not hate trannys and still say this.

That was the weirdest thing in the history of television.

Who is that main man soccer player anyway?

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Take a break from sports for a night

There was a great episode on Nova about the New Horizon spacecraft and its trip to Pluto

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I should probably take more time to find shows like that.

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