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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:05 am

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By Dan Bernstein–
CBSChicago.com senior columnist

(CBS) Reviews of Amy Schumer’s movie “Trainwreck” are coming in fast, and they’re good — RottenTomatoes.com currently has the composite review calculated at a robust 90 percent.

LeBron James plays a version of himself in the ribald rom-com, a performance also mostly praised for its comic timing and subtlety beyond those from other star athletes. It’s not a high bar to clear but is notable for such a polarizing and sizable personality.

Once one of the most disliked figures in sports, James earned some fans back both with his return to Cleveland and his one-man effort to carry the Cavaliers to the NBA Finals this spring. Now he adds his role in a popular movie to that tailwind of positive vibes, with his own work standing for itself beyond mere presence on the coattails of Schumer and director Judd Apatow.

James has always been good at rebounding, and this may be his best yet.

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James has always been good at rebounding, and this may be his best yet.

Ugh.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:14 am

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i thought your thread title was referring to Bernstein

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Jaw Breaker

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:17 am

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LeBron James plays a version of himself

What does that even mean?

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:28 am

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Jaw Breaker wrote:

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LeBron James plays a version of himself

What does that even mean?

It's not even that....

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MajorKong

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:32 am

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Dan Bernstein wrote:

LeBron's scene presence is preternatural. His brain immediately calculates the exact right moment to deliver each line.

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SpiralStairs

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:51 am

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I'll give Dan a break on this one because it's a "Bernstein Brief". If I were forced to churn out an article each day by my corporate overlords they'd likely read just a bad and disinterested as Dan's.

And I know it's been mentioned countless times here but CBS really, really, really needs to overhaul their website. If the point of these "Bernstein Briefs" is to stimulate a social media presence/response they need to come from a website that doesn't give you cancer when you look at it.

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denisdman

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:54 am

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They'd be better off with Larz' site. Yeah, it's that bad.

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Smarmystein

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:57 am

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SpiralStairs wrote:

I'll be suing CBS for their site giving me cancer and while using the same firm that is representing those suing MLB for FOUL BALLS and BATS for those that obviously don't understand the game.

...on another note...congrats to Dan for having something else to RUB ONE OUT TO LEBRON over...I only hope he waits for video to avoid his "Pee Wee Moment". :roll:

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:57 am

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Quick twitch actor

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Reared on the Score

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 11:57 am

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he had similar thoughts on Tuesday(?)'s tranny. About how this can just seal the deal of LeBron being likeable again.

I don't know why that's such a concern to him, and also why it's so fucking confusing why people don't like him. Even now, he's simply acting, so you could twist it to say it'd only remind people of the douchey histrionics he does on the court.

Also this is Chicago and he plays for the team that's the city team's biggest rival. That's why he's hated! What the fuck!

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ZephMarshack

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:01 pm

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Smarmystein wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

I like how every time the site gets redesigned it's somehow worse than the previous version. I think my favorite version of the Score website was when it had Boers and North videos popping up on the screen to try to sell me something.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:01 pm

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Brett Favre was excellent in Something About Mary...totally changed my view of him

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redskingreg

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:04 pm

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good dolphin wrote:

Brett Favre was excellent in Something About Mary...totally changed my view of him

Cam Neely's role as Sea Bass forever made me admire him.

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ZephMarshack

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:07 pm

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Jimmy Johnson's acting on The Shield was quite impressive.

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denisdman

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:09 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

Brett Favre was excellent in Something About Mary...totally changed my view of him

Cam Neely's role as Sea Bass forever made me admire him.

Hah I didn't know that. Boilermakers!

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:12 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

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James has always been good at rebounding, and this may be his best yet.

Ugh.

He's so good at it, he wasn't even in the top 60 in the league in rebounds per game.

What a maroon.

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MajorKong

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:15 pm

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Roger Clemens struck out in Kingpin.

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Curious Hair

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 12:25 pm

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Reared on the Score wrote:

Also this is Chicago and he plays for the team that's the city team's biggest rival. That's why he's hated! What the fuck!

You're not allowed to hate superstars from other teams in the NBA. You just clap politely and behold.

Tribalist.

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:02 pm

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MajorKong wrote:

Dan Bernstein wrote:

LeBron's scene presence is preternatural. His brain immediately calculates the exact right moment to deliver each line.

What a fucknut you guys listen to..... :lol:

...and read.....

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:22 pm

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Dan's Luther reference was amusing ... of course Marty's audience actually increased over the years ......

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Smarmystein

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:35 pm

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bigfan wrote:

MajorKong wrote:

Dan Bernstein wrote:

LeBron's scene presence is preternatural. His brain immediately calculates the exact right moment to deliver each line.

What a fucknut you guys listen to..... :lol:

...and read.....

This TRUE FUCKSTICK disagrees Big...

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:36 pm

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bigfan wrote:

MajorKong wrote:

Dan Bernstein wrote:

LeBron's scene presence is preternatural. His brain immediately calculates the exact right moment to deliver each line.

What a fucknut you guys listen to..... :lol:

...and read.....

...and comment on

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redskingreg

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:39 pm

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"If you choose to not appreciate that, then you're worthless."

:lol:

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 1:56 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

"If you choose to not appreciate that, then you're worthless."

:lol:

Greatness?

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pittmike

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:02 pm

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Why is he going on about Mississippi today?

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Don Tiny

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Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:16 pm

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pittmike wrote:

Why is he going on about Mississippi today?

I'm guessing it's this ...

http://www.si.com/college-football/2015/07/16/hugh-freeze-ole-miss-football-mississippi-flag

In short, Dan's asking what "heritage" MS people have to be proud of ... which honestly off the top of my head seems a rather valid question.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: 7/16: Is there anything he can't do?

Posted: Thu Jul 16, 2015 2:20 pm