Julie, you did it twice today.

The Cardinals pitcher does not have 150 point higher ERA at night compared to the day. First of all, do you know what ERA stands for? It's runs per 9. Not points. This is baseball. Not basketball. And it's certainly not 150 higher. That would be an all time record for high ERA. You probably meant 1.50 higher at night than in the day and I don't even have to look it up. Nor do I have a law degree like you.

Nobody over there can correct her?

dont lose your focus young jedi!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Just heard Julie say that the Cubs would be scouting Cole Hamels at Soldier Field this coming Saturday.

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Beardown, you sure know how to make a woman feel special.

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I've heard "point" used for "hundredth," at least with percentages. Think syndication points.

You're barking up the wrong tree on this one, Beardown. Julie has been one of the few update anchors who can get through copy without utter bewilderment.

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She does a fine job of reading the copy. Way better than dumb ass drinky. Looks like drinky is finally out of the update business, by the way. Management finally realized he sucks.

But she doesn't know common sports things that a sports girl should know. That's all.

drinky doesnt give a shit about anything because bernsie wont let him have his seat.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Her 530 update was historically kerry sayers bad. She talks so fast she can't keep up with herself.She is horrendous.

shes probably a bad cocksucker then. dont rush that shit, just let me grab the back of your head and follow my lead

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I concur. Her speed and her vocal inflections drive me crazy.
First sentence I end with my tone going up.
Second sentence I end with my tone going down.
Third sentence I end with my tone going up.
Fourth sentence I end with my tone going down

I bet Bernsie tweeted this to her already.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I thank my lucky evey time it's anyone not named David Schuster.

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Really could care less who reads "updates"

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Agreed; the only requirement I have (when I don't flip) is just give the updates without the commentary.

I think drinky is the only one that did it. Maybe that's why he got fired from it.

Rodewald is a snarky little shit, too. Zaidman, of all people, is a total pro at updates.

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That Jordan whatshisname is a snarky fucker too.
I think you have to snark your way thru updates.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Nick Shepkowski is every bit as bad as Julie D. He makes a ton of mistakes,trips over his tongue and is absolutely charisma free. Including Drinky, why can't the afternoon show get someone who can at least be adequate?

Terrible thread.

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Not defending or bashing any update people here. This is just an observation...
It has to be very distracting and stressful to be trying to give an accurate report, watch the clock and identify the sponsor correctly all the while knowing the hosts and producers interrupt, distract and chime in with idiocy and usually stupid jokes.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Shep did seem to have a stroke on a couple updates today ... bad.

Sorry ... it's not that hard to read your first language out loud.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Was actually going to post the same shit. Shep is beyond awful. I can see why he's been a producer for so long.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Right as usual.

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She is screwing up on purpose hoping Bernstine will yell.

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"listen later today when the White Sahcks take on Bahstohn on the score!"

I actually LOL'd at Shep. He was awful.