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PostPosted: Sun Jul 05, 2015 6:32 pm 
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the miller lite karaoke commercial that's been running a lot lately is especially nauseating.


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Christ, the ultra-annoying "golden ticket" ads are back. Bend me over and find me in the Alps.

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Quaker State:

"listen to that minx purr"
"oh, the glory"
"nothing gets our motor running like all that motor running" (What?)

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The Lexus commercial with the water leak guy.

First, what a clueless bitch. She answers the door like "WHAT DO I DO!?"
Second, guy just tries to take his shirt off and do what? Stop the water with it? THERE'S AN ANGLE STOP UNDER THE SINK YOU DOPE!
Third, what a burrito. The other guy comes home... it's perfectly clear what happened, but he runs away like a bitch and smirks in his car as he runs away as fast as he can from an emasculated dweeb who would get his ass kicked by even IMU.

Hate this commercial.

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The Lexus commercial with the water leak guy.

First, what a clueless bitch. She answers the door like "WHAT DO I DO!?"
Second, guy just tries to take his shirt off and do what? Stop the water with it? THERE'S AN ANGLE STOP UNDER THE SINK YOU DOPE!
Third, what a GAY. The other guy comes home... it's perfectly clear what happened, but he runs away like a bitch and smirks in his car as he runs away as fast as he can from an emasculated dweeb who would get his ass kicked by even IMU.

Hate this commercial.


And how does the neighbor even get out of the apartment, with the other guy standing in the doorway?

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These ankin law group commercials during the Cubs and Sox games. This dude is holding a baseball bat like a 40 year old woman who has never held a bat before. It's fucking embarrassing. Why didn't someone on the set tell him he looked hike an idiot.


:lol:
plus he tells you to put his phone number in your cell phone....who needs a personal injury lawyer's phone number in their phone contacts ? :lol:


obviously someone who WANTS to have an accident. which is his kind of client.

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this is THE worst commercial of all time. if you can sit through the entire thing without wanting to stab the entire family in the eye , you're a better man than me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq-kTw2N5bI


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Bagels wrote:
it is here

this is THE worst commercial of all time. if you can sit through the entire thing without wanting to stab the entire family in the eye , you're a better man than me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq-kTw2N5bI


would be a fantastic commercial if the whole crew went over a cliff. :lol:

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Bagels wrote:
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this is THE worst commercial of all time. if you can sit through the entire thing without wanting to stab the entire family in the eye , you're a better man than me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq-kTw2N5bI


I'm sorry but the only "family singing in the car" video I can abide by is this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbJHlrOJyng

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Now I know this is wrong thread but I love the BW one with the guy from Karate kid. I crack up every time I see it.

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Beers in the 4th, 5th...yeeeaaah 6th too.

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Bagels wrote:
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this is THE worst commercial of all time. if you can sit through the entire thing without wanting to stab the entire family in the eye , you're a better man than me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq-kTw2N5bI


Logged on to post this one, but Mr. Bagels beat me to it.
My wife thinks it's cute.
I'm filing for divorce tomorrow.........
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Bagels wrote:
it is here

this is THE worst commercial of all time. if you can sit through the entire thing without wanting to stab the entire family in the eye , you're a better man than me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq-kTw2N5bI


Logged on to post this one, but Mr. Bagels beat me to it.
My wife thinks it's cute.
I'm filing for divorce tomorrow.........
:lol: :evil: :evil: :evil:


There is no way the grandfather knows who Weezer is, and I doubt that those kids are listening to a song from 20 years ago. They are listening to Taylor Swift and Nikki Minaj.

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i think that's the joke but it's not really amusing...car commercials have a long legacy of destroying pop songs but this was even more heinous because it's also an attempt to show off people singing. not cool.


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There's a Cubs commercial with a Bro talking to his Trixie about their date at Wrigley which almost sounds like a post by Wayne Stylie. I think this might be the worst part of a bad commercial:

Brosemitie Sam: In the sixth I caught her checking out Rizzo.
Trixie: What? He's cute!


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MasterCard and Stand Up to Cancer are teaming up for a promotion where every time you dine out and spend at least $10, MC will make a donation to SUtC of "up to $4 million, one precious cent at a time."

How generous! One penny for every $10+ dining tab! And the $4 million number means nothing...they could have said up to $1 billion, as they only stipulated the maximum they would donate. The final tally could be $3,000 and still be truthful to the ad's language.

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What's up with these lesbo commercials for the Apple watch?

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Who decided that dirty old women would help VW sell cars?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
What's up with these lesbo commercials for the Apple watch?


Just saw it (the one in Beijing). Of course they chose two fantastic knockouts to be the lesbians, but that's typical advertising.

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its long been time to put Toyotas Jan out to pasture...fucking commercials are on during every break in Sox games, and the one with the bitch telling her to "give me the elevator pitch" is the worst.


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Who decided that dirty old women would help VW sell cars?


They are quite disturbing.

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its long been time to put Toyotas Jan out to pasture...fucking commercials are on during every break in Sox games, and the one with the bitch telling her to "give me the elevator pitch" is the worst.


No. Nothing is worse than Flo. Until that's off the air, everything else is fair game. Get Flo the fuck off of every medium (shoutout to RPB) possible.

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Who decided that dirty old women would help VW sell cars?


They are quite disturbing.


I'm not quite sure what subset of society is supposed to be enticed to buy a VW because of three old horny bags. I'm pretty sure I don't want to meet them however.

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They are quite disturbing.


I'm not quite sure what subset of society is supposed to be enticed to buy a VW because of three old horny bags. I'm pretty sure I don't want to meet them however.


At least the commercials are actually funny.

Also, I love the Eli Manning DirecTV commercial. The Romo one is just eh.

"Hey, wanna see a picture of my mother-in-law? Neither do I!"

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Is this vodka guy's name really "Tito Beverage"? That'd be a pseudonym as good as Ron Mexico.

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Is this vodka guy's name really "Tito Beverage"? That'd be a pseudonym as good as Ron Mexico.


That's his name, but I think it's spelled "Beveridge".

How about that guy at Solemn Oath brewery named John Barley.

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Is this vodka guy's name really "Tito Beverage"? That'd be a pseudonym as good as Ron Mexico.


That's his name, but I think it's spelled "Beveridge".

How about that guy at Solemn Oath brewery named John Barley.


He and David Corn should open up a restaurant!

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Curious Hair wrote:
Is this vodka guy's name really "Tito Beverage"? That'd be a pseudonym as good as Ron Mexico.


Is he from Kentucky or something? He sounds like it.

I guess he's from Texas and his name actually is Beveridge.

Wikipedia wrote:
Tito's Handmade Vodka is a vodka produced in Austin, Texas, in the first legal distillery in Texas,[1] established by Bert Butler "Tito" Beveridge II. A native of San Antonio, Texas, Beveridge received the diminutive nickname "Bertito", shortened to "Tito", from his Latino caregivers in childhood. Tito's Handmade Vodka is made from yellow corn, instead of the more commonly used[2] wheat or potatoes, resulting in a mildly sweet aftertaste, and is distilled six times.

Commercial production began in 1997 when Beveridge formed Fifth Generation, Inc., and established the Mockingbird Distillery, producing just 1,000 cases that year. In 2007, he sold over 160,000 cases. All production is still maintained at the southeast Austin distillery, where he has expanded from one pot still to ten and from one bottling line to four. Despite the growing distribution, Fifth Generation, Inc. employs fewer than 18 people.

Tito's Handmade Vodka has gained market share thanks to some prestigious awards, affordable pricing, and word of mouth advertising. Sales and distribution boomed in 2001 after Tito's Handmade Vodka unanimously won the Double Gold Medal for vodka at the San Francisco World Spirits Competition, beating out 71 high-priced vodkas.[3] Also that year, it received a four-star ranking from Spirit Journal[4] and won four stars again in the 2007 edition. Tito's has also received multiple Growth Brand Awards by the Beverage Information Group, a beverage alcohol research firm. Tito's is distributed coast-to-coast across the United States and Canada.[5] Also in 2013, Beveridge announced another milestone. Tito's Handmade Vodka is now the exclusive vodka brand served on all United Airlines flights.[6]

In 2014, two false advertising lawsuits were filed against Tito's in California and Florida. The California lawsuit alleges that Tito's vodka cannot be described "handmade" because it is "made from commercially manufactured ‘neutral grain spirit’ that is trucked and pumped into Tito’s industrial facility" among other claims. Since the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax and Trade Bureau, which regulates labeling of liquor in the US, does not actually define "handmade", both lawsuits rely on the dictionary definition of the word.


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traveler beer company commercials.
I want to punch the mustache off every fucking hipster in these commercials. Even the dog. Okay not the dog.
This is a commercial we will look back at in 20 years and say they typify the 2010s.

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