I've said it before but these Bob Rohrman "Lost blooper reels" might be the worst thing that ever happened to the human race.
What an ego on this schmuck. Why he thinks that shit is funny is beyond comprehension.

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I could be wrong because I've been drinking, but I'm pretty sure I just saw an Olive Garden commercial advertising their new "bread stick sandwiches".

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That doesn't sound like a bad idea. It doesn't sound like a good idea, either, but I could see myself coming into a big bag of breadsticks and making some little mini-subs out of them.

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This man is speaking truth.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

LA LA-LA LA-LA LEMON
LA LA-LA LA-LA LIME
SIXTEEN ICE-COLD OUNCES
THIS ONE HERE IS MINE

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as a corollary, 3 out of every 5 profile pics on Tinder , chicks are holding up fake mustaches. The other 2 are in yoga poses. Royal dancer

anytime anyone says the word "hashtag" out loud

jesus christ

seriously. stop. with the fucking "carry on my wayward son" commercial.

These commercials are really fucking nasty. If the roles were reversed, I can only imagine the national outrage over them.

Holy shit that Samsung Galaxy commercial where the lady is deciding between two different phones. Her baby voice makes me want to shove a pencil into my urethra.

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The new Jakes Mint chew commercial on Score 670. They have a doctor on there endorsing the product to help people quit chewing
tobacco. The irony was not lost on me when the doctor introduced himself as Dr. Spitz.

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Rohrman was just on CNBC, he made the bigtime.

Bernstein's Blue Apron commercials. Ugh.

<monotone voice>
Post my job for free dot com.
Post my job for free dot com.
That's Post my job for free dot com.
</monotone voice>

I'm so sick of Tim Cook and Apple regurgitating the exact same phrases every time they have a new product event:

"The biggest change in iPad since the iPad." (Same thing for iPhone.)
"The only thing that's changed is everything."

Fuck you!

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I hope the New Male guy has his tecker chopped off and thrown in a god damn wood chipper. Fuck you!

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Draft Kings and Fanduel

It's terrible.

They are all over the place.

I've been tempted to post this on several occasions (and maybe I actually have posted about them before) but you can't escape them.

I wouldn't mind them so much if they didn't repeat the address over and over and over. The commercials run so frequently and on so many different stations you can't possibly miss the address...or not know how to find even if they did run infrequently.

DeVry

[BOINK sound effect] "That's the sound of your computer getting hacked."

Really?

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There's a McDonald's commercial for lemonade that features some sort of Minajesque "le-le-le-le-lemonade" hook. It feels as if someone unknowingly licensed a song about wanting your man to piss in your mouth.

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Is it possible that advertisers intentionally put door bells ringing in commercials because it causes dogs to go nuts, thus making people remember the commercial?

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Have you guys heard the Mazda commercial where they guy has a tone of voice that's -- I'm not sure if it's best described as smarmy, condescending, a combination of those, or something else entirely -- but it's definitely not something I find to be endearing or appealing in any way which I would imagine was the intention.

It's windooooows ooopen...

Fuck that motherfucker.

This is pretty disturbing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY

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Has anyone else heard this yet? He sounds like a male valley girl.

NuMale Medical with a new spot, "pitching the tent." Jeez.

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I'm gonna miss "wow, they made a new male outta me! pfffeel like I'm twunny-five agin."

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I've long been hoping that Flo would be ran over by a steamroller. I know that's unlikely, but I'm willing to take there not being a Flo commercial literally every break. Can't I have that much? Is it too much to ask to not have a Flo commercially literally every single motherfucking goddamn break? I hope Progressive goes bankrupt and the person who came up with this shit campaign's whole family gets ass-cancer. Fuck them for this. Fuck them twice.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Thank you. You're my boy, Matt. Also, which braindead ad exec thought it would be a good idea for that Caller Bob to do impressions? Seriously, every fucking ad starts with "HEY! (as if we need a god damn reminder) It's Flo! And here's my impression of...." Maybe she'll do her an impression of Corey Lidle and save us all. I'll spring for the helicopter lessons!

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I keep hoping that Flo gets invited to a party at Patrick Kane's Hamburg estate.

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