From Sports Mockery...remember them?

After releasing our report about the police in Hamburg New York investigating Patrick Kane, we had several people reach out to us about his life on the East coast. According to an anonymous source that lives close to Kane in New York, he has secret parties at his house all the time and there’s specific rules everyone has to abide by.

Rules for Patrick Kane’s New York Parties:

Everyone enters through the garage.
Everyone has to sign a legal document agreeing not to talk about the party or take pics.
Everyone has to surrender their phones at the door.
Have to be invited by a third party to attend. (Kane’s friend)
This is not uncommon for celebrities, it’s smart for them to keep tight security when millions of dollars are on the line regarding their reputation. So, when something bad happens, if something bad happens, it’s very hard for the police to investigate due to the secrecy of the event.

According to our sources, Kane’s family is very protective of his image after the cab incident and only certain people get invited to his parties. It’s normally just high school friends and family, you also have to know a friend to receive an invite. Girls from New York attend these parties all the time, there’s one planned for this Friday when Kane is expected to bring the Cup back to Buffalo.

At this point, all of this is speculation. Nobody truly knows exactly what Kane is being investigated for, but if it’s the Hamburg police chances are it’s stemming from something that happened in/near his New York home.

Stay tuned Blackhawks fans, hopefully this is something very minor if anything at all…

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

These guys have some great sources or some balls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

http://sportsmockery.com/2015/08/the-girl-involved-in-patrick-kane-rape-accusation-younger-than-18-years-old/

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

These were the same guys that lead the pack with the Patrick Sharp / weather girl stuff, right?

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Correct...like I said, have some balls, are really dumb or have some very smart lawyers.....I dont think the last is correct.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Wow. The part of that story that catches my eye is the names of the two journalists who are reporting this angle. They're not exactly Jimmy Olson types... they are the real deal. Also, I see they put a question mark in the headline. That may very well be their loophole? I've been out of the newspaper biz over 20 years now and the rules have changed... so, I'm not sure. Intrigued but unsure.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Why don't these young multimillionare's settle down? It's not that bad......is it?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Because this is about using power and privilege to get whatever he wants, just like it was with the cab driver. That's the kind of person this rapist is.

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Wonder if Kane will use the post-concussed syndrome defense.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

By no means do I posses any official credentials regarding this subject but I can speak from 15 years of sobriety... Kane has a problem with alcohol - plain & simple.

Until he slays that powerful dragon, the root cause of his bad decisions, it will continue to stain his life.

Sad. The young man has so much going for him.

The saddest thing in life is wasted talent.

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

Yeah the one caller to B&B a bit ago gave the meeting staple about being drunk every time you get in trouble. He certainly is an abuser but given athletic achievement/ability/stamina he is likely far from a lost cause.

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Elections have consequences.

Let's not shed too many tears for Kane. It's sadder that a girl was possibly raped than any concern over his "wasted talent."

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So I guess everybody is on Kaner watch tonight. I gotta feeling he's not hitting the bars tonight. Then again, it's Kaner. He just might.

Plus, Lets not jump all over Kaner till we know some of the facts. If it is as rumored he picker her up in a bar and she lied about her age he should not get all of the blame. This could be a grade a money grab on the girls part.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I think he did it. I think he'll get 30 years.

Will.Not.Happen.

He will pay her off guilty or not. Unless she's 16. Then he goes away for a while.

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She can do both. Have him go to jail and get paid. First the criminal trial. Then she sues him in civil court.

Where are people hearing that she's a minor? I haven't seen that.

By the way, where is Kane right now? In his home? Are the Buffalo local media camped out there?

The Blackhawks really are a bunch of scumbags. Spoiled rich white guys on their worst behavior.

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Doesn't that describe every team in the NHL?

I think it was from a bad report earlier. Assuming she is of age, I think she takes the money and doesn't risk the trial. If hes found not guilty she doesn't get money. If she follows through and he is found guilty she hits the jack pot. Of course is she was raped she may simply want him in jail and not worry about money until later. That is possible to.

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To some extent, but the Kings and Hawks really can't stay out of trouble. Richards, Stoll, Voynov for them, Keith, Crawford, Kane, Sharp for us. I never thought these guys were angels, but the extent to which they're all terrible human beings is kind of turning me off the sport. Hockey players might be the most reprehensible of all athletes, they just get away with everything because they're white and had middle-class upbringings.

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It's funny because most people say NHL guys are the nicest, most down to earth guys of the 4 major sports.

I guess they do a good job of faking it for the media.

Basically. They were raised well enough to be polite to journalists, but then once the cameras are gone, they go back to running trains on 15-year-olds.

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Let's say he's charged. But the trial doesn't start for a year.

Does he play for the Blackhawks? Do the Hawks suspend him. Does the League? They're not like the NFL. They don't do that sort of thing, right?

Toews is one of the good ones still, right? Or is he a phony?

Well there's a pretty fucking ignorant statement . Generalize much?

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The word on Toews has been that he's a really hard partier but has the good sense to do it in private and not in bro bars like most players. Like Kirkwood said, the whole league is full of functional alcoholics.


Hockey is too cost-prohibitive to play if you're poor. They're the laxbros of North Carolina and Virginia with winter jackets: aggressive, spoiled white guys who think the world unfolds at their whims.

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Nothing can go wrong with talented hockey players particularly the backwoods Canadian ones. Probably to their advantage to be taken away from their families at 15 and sent off to foster homes basically to earn. Tie Domi (SIC) can tell you.

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Elections have consequences.

Silvy said something stupid at the end of his show. He said "I wonder if the Hawks are gonna want to talk to him". And if he refuses would they say "we're getting rid of you."

Silvy, you dumb ass, who's gonna trade for him with a potential rape trial coming up? You dumb ass. Also, what's he gonna say. "Yeah, I raped her." Plus the Hawks don't want to talk to him cuz then they'll be called for the trial. They don't want to get involved.

The amount of money parents pay for even good travel hockey will never be made back unless their kids become NHL Players. Biggest scam going. Worse than travel baseball and soccer.

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