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LCQ Opening Round

Hussra v. Hank Scorpio
CoF v. jimmypasta

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Everybody pick a driver each week. Nobody picks the same driver, picking is first come first served. The thread will be posted weekly. By rule, I get to pick Kasey Kahne each week if I am so compelled. Tally up the points of the driver yous pick each week and reset the field after the Richmond race. This will be a 26 week play-in to the Chase For The Cup.
This means there will only be 43 spots available in this contest. SO SIGN UP EARLY AND OFTEN(you mults yous).

Then, starting with the first Chase race at Chicagoland Speedway in Joliet, the Top 12 posters shall be assigned to the driver corresponding in the SPRINT CUP standings. They keep this driver for the duration of the Chase. The chosen 12 will also get to pick a driver out of the Chase to make things more interesting. And rack up the points for the championship.

Confused? Good. Reward? Yes. A prize of undetermined greatness will be given out after the season.

1. If you pick someone and one of the players ahead of you in the standings want that driver, you have to pick another driver. This will go on for the rest of the season, just like NASCAR. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying. A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. Unless someone uses a Dealbreaker award on you.

*Dealbreaker award
This rule has been added to let someone who picks a race winner to be given a Dealbreaker award. It would let the poster either pick bump anyone(except the leader) ahead of them in the standings or take somebodys second pick. It can be saved and used at anytime during the regular season, even right before the drop of the green flag. The Dealbreaker award is a regular season gimmick and none will be given during the playoff season. The awards can transfer to the playoffs, but all deals must be complete by the last regular season race Week 26 at Richmond.

Any players who get their pick bumped or somebody goes and uses the Dealbreaker on them, they will be PM'ed in a timely manner as possible. Dealbreaker awards are able to be bought, sold, or bartered. Players don't have to use them every week or ever use them at all and sell them to players that would really need it late in the regular season. The Dealbreaker may be dealt for straight cash homie, or you can trade some of your points, or work out something to job a player ahead of you in the standings.

Shenanigans are endorsed and encouraged by the Rules Cabal. All trades, deals, and any other kind of brilliant schemes must be presented in the weekly thread and approved by the Rules Cabal for them to be used that week. The value of the Dealbreaker award has yet to been set. I'll leave that up to those involved in the dealings. And let anyone say a single cross word about the Rules Cabal decisions and watch what happens.

If you pick someone and one of the above mentioned posters want that driver, you have to pick another driver. If you don't pick another driver by the drop of the green flag you will be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying.

PLEASE NOTE:
A Dealbreaker Pick may be taken from you by someone else also using a Dealbreaker. This is called "nuclear option"
driver picking. Yes, this is unfair and everyone may use up their Dealbreakers going after the same driver, in the same week.

2. *** A poster can only have their pick bumped ONCE per week. Your second pick will be protected from getting bumped a second time. ***
3. Up to 43 people will be eligible for the contest during the first 26 races of the season. Once the Chase To The Cup starts, only the top 12 will advance to the playoffs.
4. You can sign up and never make a pick, you'll be assigned the best available driver based on qualifying that week.
5. Failure to abide by these rules will be dealt with the most harsh and unfair of judgements by the NASCAR Pick 'em rules cabal, err, committee.

Overall Standings
After Week 22

Total pts.______________ Driver
846 Scorehead******______Kevin Harvick
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776 Hawg Ass**___________Kyle Busch
756 Gloopan Kuratz***_____Matt Kenseth
718 chaspopcapp*_________*Joey Logano
697 Urlacher's missing neck*__Jamie Mcmurray
686 spanky**____________*Brad Keselowski
675 Matt Murton's Beard**___*Jimmie Johnson
675 newper**____________Clint Bowyer
669 K Effective*___________Paul Menard
649 doug-ep______________*Jeff Gordon
627 Hatchetman***_______Kasey Kahne
619 Peoria Matt*___________*Martin Truex Jr.
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606 donspiracy**__________Kyle Larson
590 RFDC*_______________*Dale Earnhardt Jr.
583 Apologist***__________*Kurt Busch
583 sjboyd0137___________NP-Austin Dillon
553.5 pittmike____________*NP-Denny Hamlin
543 Dr. Ken_______________NP-Tony Stewart
520 City Of Fools*__________NP-David Ragan
492 Hussra_______________Carl Edwards
465 Hank Scorpio__________NP-Sam Hornish Jr.
---SILLY SEASON---58th Annual Daytona 500---February 21, 2016---
433 jimmypasta___________NP-Ryan Newman
*Dealbreaker award_______*2nd Pick NP-NoPick

Yup, it's that time of year racefans. Only 4 races until the playoffs. 184 is the max points differential. Scorehead has clinched for the Chase and jimmypasta has been eliminated. Chas got his every elusive win and now we know what the sound of one hand clapping is.

The LCQ tournament will start with Week 23 at Michigan.
The following memo has been released from the Nascar Rules Cabal PR Office:

LCQ for a thirteenth playoff spot announced. That's Last Chance Qualifier for those that don't know. There will be a 10 seed head to head tournament for a 13th playoff spot the last four weeks of the regular season. There are 10 players on the outside looking in of the playoffs. There have been many sadfaces and hurt feelings over the first half of the Nascar calendar. "That asswipe stole my Top 5 finish", "Dammit, why do they still let Danica Patrick on the track??" These cries and gnashing of teeth have been heard for ages. SO we will have a single elimination bracket style tournament to get one more player in the, errr, playoffs. Confused? Good!

"But Rules Cabal, what if I move up or down in the standings in the last three weeks, how will that affect my position?" Great question! We are going with Standard Staffordshire Relagation Ruleset on this deal. In English, seeding is only changed for those coming and going from the Top 12. There will be lots of swindlin' and swerve-in the last three weeks, but in the end, 13 will advance to the playoffs. Feel free to ask any questions and file complaints and grievances up front.

Follow the LCQ tourney bracket here:
http://challonge.com/NASCARLCQ

Starting Lineup
NASCAR Sprint Cup Series
Pure Michigan 400
Michigan International Speedway - 8/16/201


Starting
Position Car# Driver SponsorManu QualifyingSpeed(mph) QualifyingTime(secs)
1 20 Matt Kenseth Dollar General Toyota 197.488 36.458
2 11 Denny Hamlin FedEx Freight Toyota 196.990 36.550
3 19 Carl Edwards ARRIS Toyota 196.276 36.683
4 3 Austin Dillon Dow Chevy 195.918 36.750
5 14 Tony Stewart Mobil 1/Bass Pro Shops Chevy 195.477 36.833
6 18 Kyle Busch Interstate Batteries Toyota 195.450 36.838
7 4 Kevin Harvick Jimmy John's/Budweiser Chevy 195.249 36.876
8 48 Jimmie Johnson Lowe's Chevy 195.228 36.880
9 88 Dale Earnhardt Jr. Microsoft Chevy 194.884 36.945
10 22 Joey Logano Shell Pennzoil Ford 194.405 37.036
11 5 Kasey Kahne Farmers Insurance Chevy 194.133 37.088
12 15 Clint Bowyer 5-Hour Energy Toyota 193.606 37.189
13 55 David Ragan AaronsDreamMachineOnlineVersion Toyota 193.632 37.184
14 2 Brad Keselowski Miller Lite Ford 193.554 37.199
15 9 Sam Hornish Jr. Transportation Impact Ford 193.476 37.214
16 41 Kurt Busch Haas Automation Chevy 193.309 37.246
17 31 Ryan Newman Caterpillar Chevy 193.309 37.246
18 1 Jamie McMurray Cessna/McDonald's Chevy 193.149 37.277
19 21 Ryan Blaney(i) Motorcraft/Quick Lane Tire & Auto Center Ford 193.128 37.281
20 16 Greg Biffle Ortho Ford 193.029 37.300
21 24 Jeff Gordon Pepsi Chevy 193.009 37.304
22 78 Martin Truex Jr. Furniture Row/Visser Precision Chevy 192.921 37.321
23 10 Danica Patrick GoDaddy Chevy 192.771 37.350
24 27 Paul Menard Richmond/Menards Chevy 192.622 37.379
25 6 Trevor Bayne AdvoCare Ford 192.005 37.499
26 47 AJ Allmendinger Kroger/Scott Products Chevy 191.826 37.534
27 17 Ricky Stenhouse Jr. Zest Ford 191.586 37.581
28 51 Justin Allgaier Brandt Chevy 191.367 37.624
29 26 Jeb Burton # Maxim/Estes Toyota 190.713 37.753
30 43 Aric Almirola Armour Ford 190.527 37.790
31 40 Landon Cassill(i) Snap Fitness Chevy 190.049 37.885
32 83 Matt DiBenedetto # Cosmo Motors Toyota 190.049 37.885
33 7 Alex Bowman Advanced Patient Care Chevy 189.384 38.018
34 42 Kyle Larson Target Chevy 189.230 38.049
35 35 Cole Whitt Dockside Logistics LLC Ford 189.091 38.077
36 38 David Gilliland MDS Transportation Ford 188.927 38.110
37 23 JJ Yeley(i) Dr Pepper Toyota 188.753 38.145
38 34 Brett Moffitt # CSX Play It Safe Ford 188.516 38.193
39 46 Michael Annett Pilot Flying J Chevy 187.980 38.302
40 13 Casey Mears GEICO Chevy 186.533 38.599
41 32 Josh Wise Skuttle Tight Ford 186.022 38.705
42 33 Travis Kvapil(i) Chevy 183.673 39.200
43 98 Timmy Hill(i) Premium Motorsports Chevy 183.043 39.335
DNQ 62 Reed Sorenson Premium Motorsports Ford 186.379 38.631

PC1 = is the first past champion eligible, PC2 is the 2nd...and so on if more

# Simoco Rookie of the Year candidate

(i) = driver not running for Sprint Cup Series Championship Drivers Points

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