beat writer scorned. Brandon Marshall, consider this your fair warning to not further piss of a Writer. This will not end well, #15.

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Score a compliment for Dan from me. Terry was all ready to go down the Jordan is an assbag road because he is in town regarding a small trademark or copyright lawsuit. Dan tried to sensibly walk him back with love while laughing inside I am sure. Terry apparently does not realize if you do not vigorously defend your brand you can lose it.

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Elections have consequences.

a caller who can get through and ask a question about Scott [bee beep bo boop] from Davenport gets $10 from bigfan.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Jordans Brand for two steak coupons worth MJ's 10 million yeah right.Plus Dominick's is out of business

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Legalnese Dan also said they wouldn't convict Koustok

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

Terry said he knew he was gonna murder her long before the murder.

The more I think about it, the show has become unlistenable because of Terry. Dan has always been his asshole self, but Terry simply doesn't bring anything to the show anymore. His parroting of Dan gets old real fast, he doesn't watch sports so he has no basis for the few comments he does make, and is rarely funny anymore.

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Less than six months left for Terry, Franky T.

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Don't tempt me.

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But he writes that Father's Day column each year that Laurence loves!

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daaaaaaammmnn.... coming out of the last break into this segment right now tanny just used the instrumental that's on that big L / jay-Z (10min) freestyle i dropped in the hip hop song of the day thread yesterday..... is this #synergy in motion?

i think the actual instrumental is from a song by milk or something? i know i heard it on backspin 46 a year or so ago...... fucking hell what could it be?

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But Jordan is an assbag. Dominick's has already been found to have used his image without authorization. They're just arguing about the damages now. Does Jordan really have damages? If I were on the jury I'd vote to give him the cost of the two steaks for which the coupons were redeemed.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

idk about you, but i have almost nothing but fond memories of the "m-jeff" era of b&b.... wasn't that primarily when they were on from 8-12 circa 2002-03?

regardless, the days of m-jeff were the bonafide b&b halcyon days IMO/AFAIK/[acronym]

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A lot of really good #brands talk today.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Did Steve call in?

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I haven't heard it, but knowing dan's respect for billionaires and big black studs, am I correct in assuming that he finds the behavior of Dominick's to be egregious and having caused irreparable harm to the valuable Michael Jordan™ brand while being totally oblivious to the fact that showing up at the Dirksen Building to slug this out undoubtedly damages his brand far more than any congratulatory ad tied to a steak coupon in a magazine that only sold 49,000 copies ever could?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

boy what a surprise... they get NASCAR's very own denny hamlin on and dan asks "now that you've got a kid do you look at what you do and think "WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING?!?!?"

denny deflected it like "outside of the racetrack yeah but on the racetrack i am the same driver" but dan had to keep on going like "well now that you've got someone depending on you...."

THEY WILL NOT STOP TIL NASCAR IS NO MORE! even tho NFL people are allowed to screw up their lives/futures for dan's entertainment, since he's not into NASCAR it's 100% bonafide WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?!!?!? territory.

and now he just dropped microbalancing. oi vey.

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Again for all of you and Walt... As I understand it the money is unimportant you need to consistently defend a trademark. And dominicks former parent company is on the hook even though the chain is gone. Either way just a way to explain it. I don't care if MJ gets 50 cents.

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you're saying its the principle of it

No race car driver has ever had a wife and children before. I'm glad Dan Bernstein is making race car drivers think about their kids. You know what? Dave Kaplan better watch the fuck out, because I think there's a new Father Of The Year in town.

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This is why you shouldnt leave your house!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

The sun will kill you!

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Nice It wasn't for all of you and Joe Orr Road

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

CH, you are officially ON NOTICE for daring to suggest that anyone else is worthy of the coveted Father of the Year award. the only way anyone else can EVER be considered for FotY would be if you rename the award "The David "Kap" Kaplan Father of the Year Award" because seriously..... his kids go to LOCKER ROOMS and meet ATHLETES! HE GOLFED WITH MICHAEL JORDAN FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!!!!! and i will NOT entertain even so much as the thought of someone coming around and claiming they did more for their kid/s than that!

i quote the final paragraph of Kap's wikipedia page, which naturally was written by one of his many bigger fans who is 110% committed to spreading the gospel of kap (amen):



yeah dude, who else has their kids adopt dogs during intermissions of wolves games? you know even if nuclear armageddon happens and we all slowly die out in a nuclear winter that creates a climate that permanently resembles liquid nitrogen, you know that Brett Kaplan will always be warmed by the memories of adopting yoshi at a wolves game..... and how many other fathers are out there making those kind of eternally sunshiney memories for their kids? huh? exactly! ONLY THE FATHER OF THE FUCKING YEAR! * POUNDS TABLE *

but yeah CH one more asithirteen insinuation/suggestion like that and i'm going to have to foe list / ignore you. us kapmaniacs don't just roll deep, WE ROLL HARD. FOTY! * POUNDS TABLE *

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and btw 3 stepsons and only 1 biological child? DAVID "KAP" KAPLAN IS LOVE! he's out there father-of-the-yearing 4 kids and 3 of them don't even belong to him! i can't believe i glossed over that fact for all these years. but it only goes to show just how much more amazing david "kap" kaplan is than we already knew he was!

he didn't just step up and raise 3 kids that technically weren't his own.... he handled fucking business at a father-of-the-year level! just think of how many fathers out there can't even be arsed to give a shit about kids that came to exist from their joystick, and then think about david "kap" kaplan giving father-of-the-year-caliber LOVE to 3 kids that aren't even his! THAT'S THE FATHER OF THE GODDAMN YEAR WE'RE TALKING ABOUT! * POUNDS TABLE *

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Excuse me, but does Dave Kaplan advise people to stay out of direct sunlight because they'll get skin cancer and die, thus depriving their kids of a father, a healthy and fulfilling childhood, and a life without crippling medical bills? Does Dave Kaplan hang up on callers when he hears little kids in the background and tell his callers to be good fathers and pay attention to their kids for a change? FUCK NO. All he does is talk to David Haugh on a radio show with no radio station. Face it, times change. This is a passing of the coffee cup.

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And The Score as we know it, as unrecognizable as it currently is, will officially be dead.

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Terry does suck at his job now (I never said anything about retirement), and yes, The Score as we know it will be dead when he does. He is the last of the old guard.

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