http://jezebel.com/frat-boys-designate- ... 1725917533


This got the fraternity suspended, but surely not before the signs worked, including at least one mom.

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It's funny.
People need to calm the fuck down.

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Yeap my thoughts exactly.

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Not sure if you are being serious, but I totally agree.

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If some pink-shirted son of a Coca-Cola middle manager came up to you and said "I'm going to get your daughter shitfaced and fuck her," you probably wouldn't let it roll off you. I mean, it is a funny sign, but you can't expect this to go over well. Hell, being in a Navy town like Norfolk, I'm surprised some THAT'S MAH LI'L GUURRRLLLL alpha-dad didn't come right up to the door and cold-cock the first fratdouche he saw.

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And that would have been funny as well.

As would have some bi-sexual father walking in and asking which of the fratdouches would like to deep-throat his 10" cock.

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This is one of those things that is funny but you don't do it. It's funnier just coming up with the idea.

It's like the other night when I had the idea it would be funny to approach random girls at the bar and say "spread your legs and prepared to be conquered, you whore". It's not like I actually did it though.

It's not that funny, it's stupid. Not in a stupid but funny way, but in a stupid but pathetic way.

The idea is funny because it's stupid and pathetic until you actually do it and then it's just stupid and pathetic.

I'd like to see Dean Ulich make them have a tug o'war with the women of Omega Mu. For pinks. To their house. That'll wipe the smiles off their little prick faces.

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The offended by everything crowd has taken over. It's clearly a joke. In bad taste, yes, but we're talking about college aged frat boys.

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Did you just say "making fuck"?

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When I saw this my first thought was "well that's not nearly as bad as most frat stories"

This is the kind of thing frats should get in trouble over. Slightly offensive but overall pretty harmless prank type stuff.


Not singing about the upside of slavery or being pro-rape

That's great.

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Kinda, yeah.

I'm not the most sensitive person here but I think I'd find that a bit threatening if I were dropping my daughter off at her freshman dorm. The school needs to bust them. Then they can then wear the punishment as a badge of honor on bro' row.

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should we just go ahead and start a clickbait section?

I was gonna post it in Gawker Media Sucks Thread but I had a different Jezebel post in mind, and it was, after all, a douchebaggy thing to do

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Well it's a life lesson to teach your daughter (i.e. stay away), and plus you could still drop off her mom. Win-win.

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that goes with the territory of a frat.

"quick, eliza, find another story about evil men we can post PLEASE. otherwise i'll go back to binge watching OITNB. i'm not saying the whole name, you know what i'm talking about."

Gotta read the Jezebel comments to see how many of their husbands were fraternity brothers but the good kind.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

It's in pretty poor taste & begging for a suspension, but I still . The "go ahead and drop mom off too" was a particularly nice touch.

Imo, it's only mildly worse than the hundreds of sorority pledges walking around en masse in loud pink t-shirts that effectively screamed "f-me" that I saw when I was down at Mizzou last week. They were everywhere heavily advertising their follower & wanna be status. If I had a daughter, the way they were parading those girls around would have been a bit more disturbing in the long run.

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There is no upside to frats/sororities. The downsides are lengthy.
They shouldn't exist.

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I think like at least one or two of the frats at my school would regularly do shit like this during move-in week.

That's funny as shit.

But I see that the link is for Jezebel. I can already tell what the comments and narrative are. Something about 'cis-gendered heteronormative rape culture'.

The Jezebel types and overly sensitive assbags will suggest it says 'girls will be raped here'.

The reality is that it's a frat house. The additional reality is that MANY, MANY college girls WILL do a lot of partying at frat houses all around this country this weekend and for many to come. Many college girls will also be doing a lot of consensual sexy-time activities.

But that doesn't fit the 'every frat boy rapes every college girl' narrative nonsense of the Gawker sites.

Again, it's funny and creative. Especially the mom part.

I hope no girls fuck them.

How about a more honest sign like:

'Welcome to college. Your freshman daughter is going to make some horrible decisions in the coming months. Especially horrible if you hand her cash to go to South Padre for Spring Break' and 'Welcome to college. Your freshman daughter is going to do a lot of dumb shit and it's going to make you cry. It's probably going to be recorded on someone's iPhone and it will probably make it's way to the internet'.