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 Post subject: The Lord God Theo
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Bryant is on pace to go 28/101 as a rookie that missed 3 weeks.

Schwarber has 15 HRs, including 3 multi-HR games in 3 months and he doesn't even have a position

Arrieta

You kept Baez and he's hitting .313

Castro is some good trade bait now

It's all coming up Milhouse.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Bryant is on pace to go 28/101 as a rookie that missed 3 weeks.

Schwarber has 15 HRs, including 3 multi-HR games in 3 months and he doesn't even have a position

Arrieta

You kept Baez and he's hitting .313

Castro is some good trade bait now

It's all coming up Milhouse.



Triangulation of crossfire (Hoyer, McLeod & Rizzo), that's the key. That's the key. A diversionary shot (E Jax signing) gets the rest of MLB looking one way. Boom! Get the kill shot. (Arrieta being stolen from Baltimore) One man (Lemahieu we'll always remember you) has to be sacrificed. In the commotion, the job gets done. (Drafting of Bryant & Schwarber)


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 Post subject: Re: The Lord God Theo
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Imagine how good they'd have been as rookies next year!

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 Post subject: Re: The Lord God Theo
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Imagine how good they'd have been as rookies next year!

:lol: Spot on.


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 Post subject: Re: The Lord God Theo
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Bryant is on pace to go 28/101 as a rookie that missed 3 weeks.

Schwarber has 15 HRs, including 3 multi-HR games in 3 months and he doesn't even have a position

Arrieta

You kept Baez and he's hitting .313

Castro is some good trade bait now

It's all coming up Milhouse.


Here's a couple of Arrieta tidbits for your post ... he's only given up 3 runs in his last 8 starts ... 8-0 (included for JORR's benefit), 0.43 ERA, 0.705 WHIP in those starts.

Remember Tid Bits? They were great. No, ... wait; I misremembered ... I meant Doo Dads; but I think Tid Bits were part of that snack mix. Nevermind. Forget I mentioned them.

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 Post subject: Re: The Lord God Theo
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2 games out of having the 2nd best record in all of baseball after tonight. :shock: :lol:

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However the Edwin Jackson signing sucked then and still swallows today.


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 Post subject: Re: The Lord God Theo
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Don Tiny wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Bryant is on pace to go 28/101 as a rookie that missed 3 weeks.

Schwarber has 15 HRs, including 3 multi-HR games in 3 months and he doesn't even have a position

Arrieta

You kept Baez and he's hitting .313

Castro is some good trade bait now

It's all coming up Milhouse.


Here's a couple of Arrieta tidbits for your post ... he's only given up 3 runs in his last 8 starts ... 8-0 (included for JORR's benefit), 0.43 ERA, 0.705 WHIP in those starts.

Remember Tid Bits? They were great. No, ... wait; I misremembered ... I meant Doo Dads; but I think Tid Bits were part of that snack mix. Nevermind. Forget I mentioned them.

Doo Dads...Before Chex Mix in bags there was Doo Dads in a box. Nabisco branded at the end before they went away. Grandparents always had some in cupboard. :D


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Matches Malone wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Bryant is on pace to go 28/101 as a rookie that missed 3 weeks.

Schwarber has 15 HRs, including 3 multi-HR games in 3 months and he doesn't even have a position

Arrieta

You kept Baez and he's hitting .313

Castro is some good trade bait now

It's all coming up Milhouse.





Triangulation of crossfire (Hoyer, McLeod & Rizzo), that's the key. That's the key. A diversionary shot (E Jax signing) gets the rest of MLB looking one way. Boom! Get the kill shot. (Arrieta being stolen from Baltimore) One man (Lemahieu we'll always remember you) has to be sacrificed. In the commotion, the job gets done. (Drafting of Bryant & Schwarber)


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Why don't we drop this subject ... it's one thing to engage in badinage with these youngsters, but this sort of thing could be so easily misunderstood...

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 Post subject: Re: The Lord God Theo
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2 games out of having the 2nd best record in all of baseball after tonight. :shock: :lol:


They're two games from being the runner up for the mythical baseball version of the President's Trophy. Woo hoo!

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2 games out of having the 2nd best record in all of baseball after tonight. :shock: :lol:


They're two games from being the runner up for the mythical baseball version of the President's Trophy. Woo hoo!

I get it. It means nothing really, but that's still impressive for where they've been the last few years.


Maybe worry more about whether the Saints can get to .500 this year :twisted:

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 Post subject: Re: The Lord God Theo
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Matches Malone wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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Bryant is on pace to go 28/101 as a rookie that missed 3 weeks.

Schwarber has 15 HRs, including 3 multi-HR games in 3 months and he doesn't even have a position

Arrieta

You kept Baez and he's hitting .313

Castro is some good trade bait now

It's all coming up Milhouse.





Triangulation of crossfire (Hoyer, McLeod & Rizzo), that's the key. That's the key. A diversionary shot (E Jax signing) gets the rest of MLB looking one way. Boom! Get the kill shot. (Arrieta being stolen from Baltimore) One man (Lemahieu we'll always remember you) has to be sacrificed. In the commotion, the job gets done. (Drafting of Bryant & Schwarber)


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Why don't we drop this subject ... it's one thing to engage in badinage with these youngsters, but this sort of thing could be so easily misunderstood...


Somebody here knows what's up.


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 Post subject: Re: The Lord God Theo
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Maybe worry more about whether the Saints can get to .500 this year :twisted:


I don't think they will and I flat out don't care. I've grown tired of Brees & Payton and I've hated Benson for years. No, that's not entirely accurate. I want Brees f-ing gone. Like yesterday. I told you, I'm really getting to the point where I don't enjoy watching the NFL. Seriously.

At some point I'll change my avatar to a flower that isn't NFL approved, but that would require effort I don't feel like wasting yet. Until then, I'll just bide my time watching college ball and another ordained Cubbie failure. :wink: :lol:

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2 games out of having the 2nd best record in all of baseball after tonight. :shock: :lol:


They're two games from being the runner up for the mythical baseball version of the President's Trophy. Woo hoo!

I get it. It means nothing really, but that's still impressive for where they've been the last few years.


Maybe worry more about whether the Saints can get to .500 this year :twisted:


I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization?


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I don't think they will and I flat out don't care. I've grown tired of Brees & Payton and I've hated Benson for years. No, that's not entirely accurate. I want Brees f-ing gone. Like yesterday.

Damn! :lol:

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I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization?

He won't be in seclusion....he will have plenty of company from guys around here.

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I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization?


Bobby Jindal has a better chance than the cubbies. But keep going, I'm taking names for punishment to be dished out after game 163.

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I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization?


Bobby Jindal has a better chance than the cubbies. But keep going, I'm taking names for punishment to be dished out after game 163.

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Just remember, for your health and our safety, if the Cub do lose in the post-season, call your doctor if it's been more than 4 hours.


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Matches Malone wrote:
I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization?

He won't be in seclusion....he will have plenty of company from guys around here.


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 Post subject: Re: The Lord God Theo
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I'm taking names for punishment to be dished out after game 163.

:D


Are the Sox playing an exhibition game after the season is over?

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I'm taking names for punishment to be dished out after game 163.

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Are the Sox playing an exhibition game after the season is over?


Dunno, but if they do, it won't be as satisfying as watching the Cubbies get their asses kicked in their only playoff game. :twisted:

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Just remember, for your health and our safety, if the Cub do lose in the post-season, call your doctor if it's been more than 4 hours.


If?!?

Dignified :wink: Malone has struck again! :lol:

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I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization?

He won't be in seclusion....he will have plenty of company from guys around here.


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Damn Don.

You're close to the list.

It's a sad moment.

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I'm taking names for punishment to be dished out after game 163.

:D


Are the Sox playing an exhibition game after the season is over?


Dunno, but if they do, it won't be as satisfying as watching the Cubbies get their asses kicked in their only playoff game. :twisted:


Damn, I hope you guys can become respectable within the next decade. You Sox fans need something else to look forward to.

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Just remember, for your health and our safety, if the Cub do lose in the post-season, call your doctor if it's been more than 4 hours.


If?!?

Dignified :wink: Malone has struck again! :lol:


Well I'm not quite sure of your age, but an erection lasting longer than 4 hours could be dangerous. Be careful come October buddy.


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Damn, I hope you guys can become respectable within the next decade. You Sox fans need something else to look forward to.


"You guys"? I don't draw a check from JR. :P

But as for what this Sox fan needs to get by during a bad stretch, Cubbie losses & Cubbie fanboys pain will suffice. :lol:

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spanky wrote:
Matches Malone wrote:
I'm telling you, if the Cub win it all RR is going into seclusion. Can you imagine his blood pressure with media coverage of a World Series winning Chicago Cub organization?

He won't be in seclusion....he will have plenty of company from guys around here.


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Damn Don.

You're close to the list.

It's a sad moment.

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Well I'm not quite sure of your age, but an erection lasting longer than 4 hours could be dangerous. Be careful come October buddy.


I'm sorry you've never known (& delivered) true Pleasure. The depth of the Cubbie curse must be a hell I never imagined.

4 hours. Child's play. :)

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Somewhere the great Lee Elia is saying: "I remember that leather lunged Bleacher Bitch"

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At some point I'll change my avatar to a flower that isn't NFL approved, but that would require effort I don't feel like wasting yet.


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