if you guys wanna see your boy EDP in his element
check out this SPONSORED video of him going to cowboys training camp out in california sporting eagles gear and looking to raise a ruckus with cowboys fans. it's a short (under 3min) video cuz i presume he got his ass kicked out of the facility for in-your-face trolling, altho it was prolly quite helpful to him that he had somebody following him around ostensibly filming everything cuz that way if somebody came at him physically or started dropping n-bombs they had videotaped evidence of it right there on the spot.
i'm assuming that this isn't a total work cuz 1) i never heard of the sponsoring site/company/etc, cuz if it was even bleacher report or deadspin or something they could tell officials "hey we're doing a bit for an eagles site so we're just going to ham it up and hope to get ~5mins of realistic confrontations b4 we go" and 2) it was so short (~2min30sec, and that includes him in line buying cowboys swag, entering/leaving, setting/wrapping up the bit, so at most there was prolly ~1min-1min30sec of him actually IRL trolling, which would make sense cuz security noticed him in the last part and prolly had him leave ASAP.
i mean, his [n-word]-o-meter is pretty high (meaning he's prone to using it frequently. if you watch multiple videos you'll see that often times when he's going between subjects/topics in his dialogue he'll use the n-word as a [idk what the name of the literary device is] hitch or a means of transitioning from one thought to the next like many people would use "dude" or "man".... you know, if i'm going on and on and on about whatever like i say packers fans suck and it's like oh my god, ***dude***, you remember that one time i had the 500lb guy accosting me in his dorsey levens jersey?!?! holy shit ***dude*** how can someone so fundamentally wrong in life to being 500+lbs act like they know more than anything about me? ***man***, i can't believe the audacity of some of these wisconsonites like, ***dude***, you so often see them and their 200+lb women and...
well wherever i used ***dude*** or ***man*** in that last paragraph is where this guy would use the n-word as some sort of vernacular crutch/placeholder/junction/whatever where he's regrouping his thoughts and thinking up the next thing to say, so he uses that phrase to colloquially address his listeners with an informal personal modifier/stand-in/etc [i really dont know the name of the linguistic device/term], so therefore his [n-word]-o-meter is pretty damn high cuz it's just the way he talks with his vernacular and whatnot, and of course he'll swear and have explicit content in what he says..... AND THEN GO FIGURE he didn't seem to mind doing his schtick in front of families with little kids and you can see why he prolly legit got kicked out pretty quickly and you only got a 2min30sec video =D
no word if he's fired yet, but he seems to work in some sort of an industrial/factory/etc type place cuz in one of his anti-cena wrestling videos he's wearing sunglasses cuz he said something hit him in the eye at work, and unless it was burger/grill grease you figure he's in some sort of industrial place.
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