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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:04 am 
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because it sure seems like it

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:07 am 
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I don't think running a train on a chick is gay.

Wouldn't be my thing, though...as Drake says "Self paid, selfish with my women, self employed"...

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:10 am 
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when your choices are:

A. have sex with 10 other dudes and a girl, or

B. have sex with 10 other chicks and no dudes

and you pick A, that sounds pretty gay.

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If there's more than one fella's pecker out and about in the room, it's fair to at least question.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:13 am 
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spmack wrote:
I don't think running a train on a chick is gay.

Wouldn't be my thing, though...as Drake says "Self paid, selfish with my women, self employed"...


Anytime a guy thinks the sex is enhanced by including more weiner, its at least open to questioning.

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good dolphin wrote:
spmack wrote:
I don't think running a train on a chick is gay.

Wouldn't be my thing, though...as Drake says "Self paid, selfish with my women, self employed"...


Anytime a guy thinks the sex is enhanced by including more weiner, its at least open to questioning.


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and he wears earrings

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Its a one on one sports, unless the visiting team wishes to bring in more players. Home team is good!

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:22 am 
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Here's a guy who can literally have anything he wants sexually in a town populated by the most beautiful and liberated women and what does Derrick chose?

I get that adding hot fudge to a scoop of ice cream makes it better. Unfortunately Derrick defines hot fudge as 5 extra feet of python.

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I know this isn't in the record yet, but it would be even more questionable if he said "yeah, you guys go first."

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 30, 2015 11:27 am 
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Don Tiny wrote:
If there's more than one fella's pecker out and about in the room, it's fair to at least question.

Hey, leave me out of this.

I'm a happily married fella...

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spmack wrote:
I don't think running a train on a chick is gay.



It depends on whose ass you're watching.

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I don't think running a train on a chick is gay.

Wouldn't be my thing, though...as Drake says "Self paid, selfish with my women, self employed"...

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I know this isn't in the record yet, but it would be even more questionable if he said "yeah, you guys go first."


Are you suggesting his jersey # is a lie?

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good dolphin wrote:
I know this isn't in the record yet, but it would be even more questionable if he said "yeah, you guys go first."


I remember reading a letter in Penthouse Forum many years ago. It was from a chick who attended sex parties with a friend where they fucked athletes. The guy who hosted the parties also did some fucking, but he couldn't get wood until he had watched the girls fuck one of the athletes. He would come in for seconds and really get it on. She was writing in to ask if that was weird. :lol:

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Nothing wrong with sharin' the sugar...

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looks like the down low brother population has shifted from Atlanta

not judging

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
good dolphin wrote:
I know this isn't in the record yet, but it would be even more questionable if he said "yeah, you guys go first."


I remember reading a letter in Penthouse Forum many years ago. It was from a chick who attended sex parties with a friend where they fucked athletes. The guy who hosted the parties also did some fucking, but he couldn't get wood until he had watched the girls fuck one of the athletes. He would come in for seconds and really get it on. She was writing in to ask if that was weird. :lol:


I thought there was something about Magic regularly throwing hedonistic parties where he would work to get his friends laid but never take a woman himself. He would go from room to room watching his friends. But Magic is straight so there is no problem with that.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Nothing wrong with sharin' the sugar...


It's sharing the cream that causes an issue.

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Don Tiny wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Nothing wrong with sharin' the sugar...


It's sharing the cream that causes an issue.


Only an issue if you don't give fair warning...

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Nothing wrong with sharin' the sugar...


It's sharing the cream that causes an issue.


Only an issue if you don't give fair warning...


only gay if you are the catcher

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good dolphin wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Nothing wrong with sharin' the sugar...


It's sharing the cream that causes an issue.


Only an issue if you don't give fair warning...


only gay if you are the catcher


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Bob Crane: What is that on my ass?
John Carpenter: That is my hand.
Bob Crane: Rubbing my ass?
John Carpenter: So what?
Bob Crane: Your fingers are up my cheeks. What you doing in there?
John Carpenter: lt's an orgy, Bob.
Bob Crane: So you can just touch my ass?
John Carpenter: I thought you liked it. - I thought it was her! God! What's the difference?
Bob Crane: The difference? You got your fingers up my asshole!
John Carpenter: Sorry.
Bob Crane: Fuck you very much.
John Carpenter: Bob, I said I'm sorry... It's a group grope!


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Hatchetman wrote:
when your choices are:

A. have sex with 10 other dudes and a girl, or

B. have sex with 10 other chicks and no dudes

and you pick A, that sounds pretty gay.


:lol: :lol: no shit! if i were an nba superstar it would be a house full of bitches every night. at the end, they would say "he went broke faster than allen iverson" but at least my story wouldnt involve clothes.

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Here's a guy who can literally have anything he wants sexually in a town populated by the most beautiful and liberated women and what does Derrick chose?

I get that adding hot fudge to a scoop of ice cream makes it better. Unfortunately Derrick defines hot fudge as 5 extra feet of python.


hes just a kid who wants to play with his buddies.

if it were me, i wouldnt have any 'bro' friends. id have 10 wives all with historectomys.

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Is he going first and passing her to his boys? Not gay at all. Now, if he is bangin her n three of his boys are standing around her stroking it? Yeah ..gay.

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Is he going first and passing her to his boys? Not gay at all. Now, if he is bangin her n three of his boys are standing around her stroking it? Yeah ..gay.


You think they were waiting in the foyer?

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He chose LA as his second home because of the direct flights from O'Hare on John Travolta's airline

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D. Rose had her buy a sex toy for the tryst. If its one chick and a bunch of dudes, my guess is that all of her holes are already filled. That leaves the sex toy for the dudes.


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