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PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2015 2:43 pm 
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I read that when I grabbed the picture. What an odd behind the scenes situation. But then again, it was weird that Jack pretended to be gay so that the landlord would let him live with two girls. And thirty years later, we have Matches coming up with warped scenarios, so I guess the show really had an impact on the collective American psyche.

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Do you make a lot of dick references in your new clan?


No we don't talk about you at all.

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I thought when Ugie left the board, so did his friday boredom threads.

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denisdman wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Do you make a lot of dick references in your new clan?


No we don't talk about you at all.

:lol:

I left that one open for you. You're welcome.


You do kinda talk about dicks a lot though.


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rogers park bryan wrote:
denisdman wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Do you make a lot of dick references in your new clan?


No we don't talk about you at all.

:lol:

I left that one open for you. You're welcome.


You do kinda talk about dicks a lot though.


I wish you knew the irony of your post. The guy who runs the other clan is a good friend of mine. He is well known for always bringing up dicks, so I found it funny when you mentioned that. In any case, we don't ever talk in that way in the other clan because his three kids are in the clan.

I talk about a lot of stuff around this place, and yes I have had my fair share of fun with the Coc acronym.

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Having sex with two women at the same time, to me, always seemed like a bit more trouble than it's worth.

Sure, the non-intercourse shenanigans are very good and allow for the two to provide you with combined attention and you, of course, can split your attention in an equitable manner for those pre-boot-knockin' festivities. But once you get down to the actual business, then you're on the clock to take care of the 2nd woman which adds a bit more work and, I think, that marginal stress detracts from the personal enjoyment of the interactions with Gal A.

Now, 3 women at the same time, that's more manageable as you've got the other two able to entertain each other while you are enjoying the 3rd and leaves you with less to do during that portion of the evening.

I don't watch Three's Company so I can't speak to that.

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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
I thought when Ugie left the board, so did his friday boredom threads.

Ouch.

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I thought when Ugie left the board, so did his friday boredom threads.


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I thought most guys on here would want to cram Furley in the ass while Mr. Roeper masturbates.

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Heard this same question on a podcast about a month ago, only the dude in the room was Randy Johnson. And you had to make eye contact with him at some point.

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Krazy Ivan wrote:
Heard this same question on a podcast about a month ago, only the dude in the room was Randy Johnson. And you had to make eye contact with him at some point.


See, I could do my own podcast. I've got interesting thoughts.

First guest, Krazy Ivan.

First sentence out of the box, "Krazy Ivan had to cancel and can't be with us today."


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Matches Malone wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Heard this same question on a podcast about a month ago, only the dude in the room was Randy Johnson. And you had to make eye contact with him at some point.


See, I could do my own podcast. I've got interesting thoughts.

First guest, Krazy Ivan.

First sentence out of the box, "Krazy Ivan had to cancel and can't be with us today."


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I am just wondering to my Hawg Ass self, what would make Matches come up with this scenario? This might have me more concerned than guns.



This.

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I am just wondering to my Hawg Ass self, what would make Matches come up with this scenario? This might have me more concerned than guns.



This.


My Catholic upbringing.


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Matches Malone wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
I am just wondering to my Hawg Ass self, what would make Matches come up with this scenario? This might have me more concerned than guns.



This.


My Catholic upbringing.

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These are the things I think about right before I fall asleep. I've got so many thoughts running through my head that I could fill up this board on a daily basis.


I thought they taught us to pray right before we go to sleep?

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Seacrest wrote:
Matches Malone wrote:
Seacrest wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
I am just wondering to my Hawg Ass self, what would make Matches come up with this scenario? This might have me more concerned than guns.



This.


My Catholic upbringing.

Matches Malone wrote:
These are the things I think about right before I fall asleep. I've got so many thoughts running through my head that I could fill up this board on a daily basis.


I thought they taught us to pray right before we go to sleep?


That was so we wouldn't get hairy palms.


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Having sex with two women at the same time, to me, always seemed like a bit more trouble than it's worth.

Sure, the non-intercourse shenanigans are very good and allow for the two to provide you with combined attention and you, of course, can split your attention in an equitable manner for those pre-boot-knockin' festivities. But once you get down to the actual business, then you're on the clock to take care of the 2nd woman which adds a bit more work and, I think, that marginal stress detracts from the personal enjoyment of the interactions with Gal A.

Now, 3 women at the same time, that's more manageable as you've got the other two able to entertain each other while you are enjoying the 3rd and leaves you with less to do during that portion of the evening.

I don't watch Three's Company so I can't speak to that.

This guy gets it. Three women. Dr. Ken is spot on. :D


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