When I was in New Orleans my first night. I went out during Happy Hour,figured two for 1 on beer so i ordered a Beer and shot of Jack, fucking bartender came back with three beers and three shots cost me $8. They know how to party down there.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

So I go to this riverboat in Clinton. I go with a hunting buddy who has property in Illinois nearby.
He says hey man go get us a couple beers and I'll find a table. I'm thinking ok cool. I go, order two beers, get back sit down and play some blackjack. 15 minutes later I finish up my beer, go walk up to the bar.
Bartender says nope. Only 2 beers an hour. This is a law apparently. Two drinks max per hour in a casino.
Meanwhile my dickmouth buddy got himself two beers and was hitting the slots.

He did eventually give me one of those but he thought that was a riot.

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Why didn't you go to a different bartender?

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It's Iowa. There is one bartender. He knows everyone that lives in Clinton.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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3 for 1 happy hour in new orleans is SOP, at least it was every time I've been there.

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