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 Post subject: Re: Mail Carriers
PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:40 pm 
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They'd probably figure it out sini.

I accidentally shoplifted something last week. I took it back into the store and paid for it. I couldn't figure out what my son thought of it.


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 Post subject: Re: Mail Carriers
PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:45 pm 
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sinicalypse wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
Why not an opt out of daily delivery option?

You can get mail once a day, once a week, or month


that's kind of a dickhead move too, cuz unless you live on a house that's all by itself on top of a mountain the mail carrier is walking by your house anyways, so now you gotta take up more space at the post office (cuz i'm guessing some astronomically low % of the population at large has PO boxes, make it a big flagrant option and tons of CCFCs and RPBs will want them and then you need a lot more space to have them... AND WHOSE TAX $$$ DOES THAT COME OUT OF? PROTIP: NOT MY LAWN GUY'S) and maybe even more man hours to have people watching over the PO boxes and whatnot..... and the mail carrier is STILL gonna walk right by your house anyways.... and then instead of it being easy like "ok i just go to every house" they gotta also pick and see who gets mail and who doesnt and whatnot....

and you could have that mail right there with no real extra effort, but instead you gotta go burn gasoline to drive over to the post office and get it.... and seriously this is why god is inventing a carbon tax to penalize world-killers like you! FOR SHAME RPB!

Charge a premium.

I have no issue with daily delivery just trying to help out


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 Post subject: Re: Mail Carriers
PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:47 pm 
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rogers park bryan wrote:
I have no issue with daily delivery just trying to help out


might as well just call you "Chet Coppock's Free Sports Illustrated Windbreaker" then =P

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 Post subject: Re: Mail Carriers
PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 10:48 pm 
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When humping condensers in 95 degree heat for a 10 hour day I'm thankful as FUCK for someone who just offers me a bottle of water. 95% of customers do not.


You hump compressors, and get hot? That is definitely going on wikipedia.

I just saw a commercial with a tubby Keith Hernandez with a terrible dye job eating popcorn and leering at a couple getting frisky and it made me question my will to live.

I saw the same commercial.
His dye job is what stood out most to me as well. I mean......it's awful.

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 Post subject: Re: Mail Carriers
PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:12 pm 
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Your beard is weird! Your 'stache is trash!

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 Post subject: Re: Mail Carriers
PostPosted: Wed Nov 04, 2015 11:43 pm 
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sinicalypse wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
I have no issue with daily delivery just trying to help out


might as well just call you "Chet Coppock's Free Sports Illustrated Windbreaker" then =P

And the football phone


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 Post subject: Re: Mail Carriers
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rogers park bryan wrote:
sinicalypse wrote:
rogers park bryan wrote:
I have no issue with daily delivery just trying to help out


might as well just call you "Chet Coppock's Free Sports Illustrated Windbreaker" then =P

And the football phone


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 Post subject: Re: Mail Carriers
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rogers park bryan wrote:
Why not an opt out of daily delivery option?

You can get mail once a day, once a week, or month


Everyone's happy.

I should be in charge


Exactly.

Thats what I said, THATS WHAT I SAID!

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 Post subject: Re: Mail Carriers
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 8:33 pm 
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I live behind a bank. Got a letter yesterday meant for the Bank. Check for 9,000 dollars. Took it over to them.


that's where you screwed up man.... i woulda went to jewel and been like "HI, MY NAME IS JIM CHASE MANHATTAN and these dumbasses forgot to put my first name on the check... but you can cash this right? i've got my preferred customer card and it's like $5 to do it, right?"

maybe i'd have better luck at a currency exchange? i can tell them that they forgot the dash in "james harris-bank" cuz me and the wifey did that thing where i took on her last name alongside mine cuz we're equal like that =D

Yep. Prison sounds like a great option to my otherwise free lifestyle. :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Mail Carriers
PostPosted: Thu Nov 05, 2015 10:00 pm 
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If I got a football phone off of ebay and took it to the East Bank Club, you think I could get the real Chet to autograph it with an insult about Bernstein?

Back when Chet had his last book out (not this Buffone book), he was offering to go speak to clubs if they would buy 20 copies in advance. My cousin and I almost did it just to make Chet have to go to some kind of dive out in Crest Hill or Oswego and go through his spiel.

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