Wisdom teeth.

I had my jaw wired shut and got some glorified aspirin.

Vioxx was the shit for me. Took away all my knee pain.

And then it was supposedly going to kill me. Felt good though. Should have been my choice.

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The doc told me to alternate a norco, and two ibuprofen, every four hours. You can't just take Norco, or you quickly build up a tolerance.

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Why did you have your jaw wired shut? You've referenced it here many times.
You don't seem like the "bar fight/cheap shot" broken jaw kind of guy, but it could happen.
Did you hit on another biker's girlfriend?

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Face tumor.

Benign.

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Skull tumor is more accurate.

I'm still devastatingly good-looking.

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It's a liquid, that is dropped onto blotter paper, or things like sugar cubes or Sweet Tarts.



I thought only Phish-heads did drugs?

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Wow. Glad that was all it was.

But to protect your image, I can just tell everybody it was fight with a biker gang.

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I'm fairly certain that destroys my image.

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I usually come across free daily tickets to Pitchfork each year, usually at the last second (after I've paid for my tickets ).
I'm taking you next year. You would love it.

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In college I went to what I thought was some top-secret, hardcore secret music show by a band called "Crash Worship".
It was the most bizarre show I've ever been to, in some really cool old warehouse in the city. Naked people, 4 drummers, and a guy lighting and throwing firecrackers at people.

Anyway, we were warned ahead of time to wear long-sleeved shirts because the band's crew would wander through the crowd giving people "acid stamps" on your arms or other exposed skin, and then we would never find our way back to DeKalb, blah, blah, blah...
Looking back, I'm assuming that wouldn't even work. But I was like 19 and stupid at the time.
Could that even work?

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Definitely. Years ago, some dopes at the Phish show at Deer Creek, filled spray bottles with dosed water, and sprayed some security. Spray bottles were banned from the venue after that.

Not cool, by the way. I don't believe in giving somebody something that they don't want, or are not expecting. If I make cookies or brownies, I make sure to alert people to what is in them, before I hand them out. And they are definitely out of reach of any children.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
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Huh.....who knew.
Here all these years I thought I just sweating my ass off in pants and long sleeved shirt for nothing.
Never been to another show like that one. Not sure why I even ended up there.

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My high school group of buddies & I did acid for about 3 years. Window pane & blotter. We heard that putting a hit of window pane in your eye would get you tripping faster. It did. It was instant blastoff. Did it before seeing Led Zeppelin live on the Physical Graffiti tour in either 1976 or 1977 when Plant had laryngitis & Page had a broken finger. I don't remember a thing from that night other than losing Tim, one of my tripping buddies about halfway through the concert only to find him afterwords standing out in the hallway frozen like a zombie. The last time I did acid around 1977 I got paranoid as hell & never did it again.

My favorite though was speed...black beauties to be exact. White cross was big at the time too. Speed didnt get you high though, it just got you ripping with energy. I remember buying 2 bottles of 100 black beauties in 1981 for $20 a bottle. One black beauty & you were high energy for 8 hours with absolutly no appetite. I remember days when I ate almost nothing. I remember days when I didnt sleep. I wish I would have stashed a few bottles for future use as a senior!

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We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

Never done acid or ecstasy. My rule was if it can kill you from doing it once....dont do it.

All true except the year-- 1975.

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Yep, before I had shoulder surgery a number of years ago, the pain was so intense that I had to take a vicodin every night before bed - after a while it because commonplace and even without pain, I was taking one. I had to come down off the shit hard.

Its exactly vicdin just higher dosage.

1000mg of hydrocodone. Vicodin is 500mg of hydrocodone

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Im pretty sure norcos are all hydrocodone... Maybe 5% tylenol but i thought they were 100% pills

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Lsd isnt really leathal. Even ecstacy you have to down like 20 pills at once and thats stupid. Just take one or two. There is nothing more fun than rolling

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