This guys gets it. #nohomo

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Papa John's is the most offensive. Little Caesar's at least seems to embrace the fact that they serve cheap, shitty pizza.

I will never pay for any of these.

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Papa Johns
Dominos
Pizza Hut
Little Caesars





Sarpinos

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Papa Johns
LC
Pizza Hut

End of list because I can't remember when I last had Dominos. Had to be high school and I think they "changed" since then.

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Thank you for recognizing that Papa John's is garbage. Of the 4 garbage pizza chains, Little Caesars is at the bottom and I'd group Papa Johns, Dominos, and Pizza Hut all together a notch above LC.

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There's no reason to go to any of those chains if you live here. All the pizza places we have and you'd go to Domino's? I don't get it at all.

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Word. Though I can understand if you need something quick or whatever. But...word.

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Little Caesars is the only acceptable chain pizza because of the convenience and price factor.

Pizza Hut is bad and Dominos (before and after they realized how bad they are) literally tastes like cardboard.


There is no reason to ever go to Domino's or Pizza Hut

Pizza Hut buffet is great for lunch.

I'm in the "There is no bad pizza besides St. Louis pizza" camp so I'll occasionally have Pizza Hut/Papa Johns.

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Put me with the too much rice in Chipotle folks


Taco Burrito King is my new place. Great burritos.

There are absolutely times where 4 tacos from Taco Bell sounds better than a Chipotle burrito.

Both have a chance of killing you

The difference is chipolte can plausibly claim to.be selling you real food.

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Exactly.

Stuffed crust pizza is also acceptable at Pizza Hut and IMO puts them above the other lower end chains.

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that's correct...the Pizza Hut crust is completely unlike the other three. Papa John's makes a decent barbecue chicken pizza but they are a bit overpriced for cheap pizza. LC literally makes me sick, and I consume cheap fast food enough to know bad food when I eat it. Breadsticks are good though. I ate Dom's twice a week or more in college.

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Papa John's sells you an extra large, 3-topping pizza for $10, with complimentary creamy garlic dipping sauce! They have an amazing chocolate chip cookie. Coupons galore. Free pizzas every 4th or 5th order. They're also everywhere. That is why I sometimes get Papa John's.

At Barnaby's, for example...you're paying at least $20 for a 14" thin crust with 3 toppings. While there are coupons to take $2 or $3 off of that...no way you can use any other deals on drinks or sides.

At some point...Papa John's being half the price and more convenient gives it some worth.

And fuck anyone that orders a barbecue chicken pizza. DIAF.

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Nope.

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Wow. A marijuana cigarette user that doesn't like Taco Bell.

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I'd love for all these food elitists to define what they mean by "real food." Maybe it's not your cup of tea, but for fucks sake it meets the core requirements.

It has a taste. It makes you full.

Pretty sure it's not a fucking mirage in the desert, folks.

I'll come out and say it.

Taco Bell is more real food than tofu.

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Setting my alarm tomorrow. Going to hit the snooze 17 times. Going to get up and put on my best ugly christmas sweater and then proceed to have some taco bell and then Little Caesars

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http://www.theonion.com/article/taco-be ... ly-ne-3781

Taco Bell's Five Ingredients Combined In Totally New Way

LOUISVILLE, KY–With great fanfare Monday, Taco Bell unveiled the Grandito, an exciting new permutation of refried beans, ground beef, cheddar cheese, lettuce, and a corn tortilla. "You've never tasted Taco Bell's five ingredients combined quite like this," Taco Bell CEO Walter Berenyi said. "The revolutionary new Grandito, with its ground beef on top of the cheese but under the beans, is configured unlike anything you've ever eaten here at Taco Bell." The fast-food chain made waves earlier this year with its introduction of the Zestito, in which the beans are on top of the lettuce, and the Mexiwrap, in which the tortilla is slightly more oblong.

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Taco Bell is fucking terrible. I don't know how they are in business still.

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Make sure you pay it forward, and say Happy Holidays.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

well, we agreed up till the last sentence. Ever tried it? If not, I'd say you have an invalid opinion.

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My first job was Taco Bell. For two weeks. anyway the rest might not be what you like but the beef and the beans are in fact real.

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I would suggest the opposite. You're so far in the forest you're mistaking poisonous berries for "acceptable food"

I always loved that Onion article about Taco Bell but only now realized the joke is that "grandito" is "big" with a diminutive suffix.

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It's no worse than McDonalds or any other fast food.


Chipotle is bad. If you like it, you have incorrect taste buds.

Taco Bell is A Okay!

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