If you have an Apple sticker on the back of your car.... fuck you.
If you shovel your driveway into the street 24 hours after the plows are gone... fuck you.
If you stop you car 20 feet behind the one in front of you at a red light so you can finger fuck your phone... fuck you.
If you cant have a conversation with someone cause you have to keep checking your Facebook feed... fuck you.
If you give me shit in the summer because I don't drive more than 10 over the limit but you expect me to help you get your little hotrod out of the snow in the winter... fuck you.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Way to deceive people looking for a thread on autoerotism.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

If you approach me looking for auto eroticism tips... fuck you.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

If you owe me an apology, fuck you.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Darko bringin the love tonight. Happy New Years dude !!!!!

Also, people who tailgate.
And people who stand in the middle of the aisle with their grocery cart while looking for the perfect frozen pizza.
And people who chat with the cashier while forty people wait behind them in line.
And people who are Don Tiny.

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Take a number.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Well my wife just went to bed...so much for fuck me.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Porndig. Hold your own tonight.

Sadly, so did mine, and I'm probably at least 20 years your junior. Looks like it's me and you tonight, Jimmy. You prefer big spoon or little spoon?

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I'm thinking about going to bed.

A couple of Chernobyl mole rats ... ye gods ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Wait why is this in the shout out section. Is this some weird allegory or something on the hidden beauty of all people mentioned in the first post.

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Successful calls:

Kyrie Irving will never win anything as a team's alpha: check
T.rubisky is a bust: check
Ben Simmons is a liability: check
The Fields Cult is dumb: double check

2013 CSFMB ROY

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if you invite someone to a new years party on the condition that your friend you really want to go with dont show....

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I believe their named Mary Kate and Ashley

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

I believe they're named Mary Kate and Ashley

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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You bought a phone. You aren't part of an important social movement. Fuckers.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way