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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 9:51 am

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

The past few days have sucked and the forecast thru the next 7-10 days doesn't look that great, but overall this winter has been nothing like the previous two. Polar Vortex took over each of the previous two Januaries, and November 2014 was one of the coldest on record.

That said, yes survive and advance.

This winter is four weeks old.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:48 pm

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I'm about to start a petition to change the name of January to Suck. February can bite my ass, so that can now be called Ass Biter. March can subsequently be called Slightly Less Suck and Ass Biting.

How do we get this ball rolling? Anyone have any pull in the "Month Naming" business?

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:55 pm

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Despite his looking nothing like him, from now on I'm reading all Eaglo posts as if Bob from Bob's Burgers posted it.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:56 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Despite his looking nothing like him, from now on I'm reading all Eaglo posts as if Bob from Bob's Burgers posted it.

As will I

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Zizou

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2016 3:58 pm

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WeatherUnderground has 5-8 inches forecast for next Thursday. And that might not even mean snow. Hoyvin mayvin gloyvin!

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Kadomony

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2016 11:36 am

Joined: Sat Dec 03, 2005 4:29 am
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SpiralStairs wrote:

This winter is four weeks old.

Meteorologists don't use the solstice/equinox schedule for the seasons. December 1 is the start of meteorological winter.
http://www.wunderground.com/blog/tniziol/astronomical-vs-meteorological-winter

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Brick

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:20 pm

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It gets really bad from here. The only thing we get is Valentine's Day and no guy likes Valentine's Day.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 1:48 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

It gets really bad from here. The only thing we get is Valentine's Day and no guy likes Valentine's Day.

Suckers buy presents for Valentine's Day. #KeepYourPimpHandStrong

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:09 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

It gets really bad from here. The only thing we get is Valentine's Day and no guy likes Valentine's Day.

Don't worry, Rick. I'm sure the voters of New Hampshire will bring you plenty to cheer about for the next week. According to fivethirtyeight.com, Bernie Sanders has a 99% chance of winning the primary tomorrow.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 2:59 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

It gets really bad from here. The only thing we get is Valentine's Day and no guy likes Valentine's Day.

Another reason to get excited for March. Bernie can go back to his commune after Hillary finally ends him.

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veganfan21

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 3:06 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Tall Midget wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

It gets really bad from here. The only thing we get is Valentine's Day and no guy likes Valentine's Day.

Another reason to get excited for March. Bernie can go back to his commune after Hillary finally ends him.

Boilermaker Dan Bernstein wrote:

Screw people who stand up for the poor and impoverished! The poor exist solely for my entertainment.

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 3:21 pm

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Rick is a big fan of progressives who get egregious things done.

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The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 4:12 pm

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I guess I can't complain too much. Jan and Feb is when I get the most hours outside of July and August.
But fuck you cold. Go home.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:26 pm

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WTF is with this weather situation. Lows of 4, 6, 10?? Fuck that.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Feb 08, 2016 8:29 pm

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Hatchetman wrote:

WTF is with this weather situation. Lows of 4, 6, 10?? Fuck that.

Between this post and the basketball hoop one, I'm not convinced that you're aware it's February.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:27 am

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Hatchetman wrote:

WTF is with this weather situation. Lows of 4, 6, 10?? Fuck that.

We've had like 6 days of extreme cold this year. The last two years it seemed like the high temperature was in the teens for about 45 straight days. This week will not be much fun, but overall its been a pretty mild winter that we cannot complain much about.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 8:30 am

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2016 12:38 pm

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Kinda suburban there, no?

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Brick

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 9:58 am

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I guess this is going to happen again this year.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 11:08 am

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92 days until The Masters. We'll be fine.

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It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 11:13 am

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To paraphrase my man 'Stringer Bell': No one gets happy about a 40 degree (or less) day.

Just wake me in March when its time for me to head to New Orleans

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a retard

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 11:16 am

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pittmike wrote:

37 days until Punta Cana.

38 days until Punta Cana. I'll be fine.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Mon Jan 02, 2017 11:27 am

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a retard wrote:

pittmike wrote:

37 days until Punta Cana.

38 days until Punta Cana. I'll be fine.

I chose playa del carmen this year. Feb 17 taillights in the air.

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Killer V

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Tue Jan 03, 2017 10:09 am

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Key West in a week! January feels fine down there.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 8:25 am

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We did not see much sun, but we also hardly saw any snow and I golfed in short sleeves in January. Bring on February! Spring is just around the corner!

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:22 am

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pittmike wrote:

a retard wrote:

pittmike wrote:

37 days until Punta Cana.

38 days until Punta Cana. I'll be fine.

I chose playa del carmen this year. Feb 17 taillights in the air.

I'll be there Feb 12-17.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:30 am

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T-Bone wrote:

pittmike wrote:

a retard wrote:

pittmike wrote:

37 days until Punta Cana.

38 days until Punta Cana. I'll be fine.

I chose playa del carmen this year. Feb 17 taillights in the air.

I'll be there Feb 12-17.

Playa or Punta?

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badrogue17

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Tue Jan 31, 2017 9:33 am

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January was the Hillary Clinton of winter . Had all the advantages , hype , and support of December and February and still lost the season. Thought it would cakewalk on name alone and didn't tend to the individual days . Pretender to the throne . Gtfo.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Tue Feb 21, 2017 5:51 pm

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Best. February. Ever.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

It's more fun to be a victim

Caller Bob wrote:

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: January and February

Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:25 am

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It's back.

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