http://www.tmz.com/2016/01/20/lance-briggs-nfl-stars-porsche-crashes-into-bartender-school/

This time his Porsche. Last time it was his Lamborghini where he left it on the Kennedy and ran away.

Classic into a bartender school. Oh the irony.

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Yeah. Those boys and girls will be serving him for his 3rd crash.

How does he always get away with running away from the crash? Cuz last time he never got charged with a DUI cuz by the time they interviewed him the next morning he was sober. Probably the same thing will happen this time. Give him credit for not getting hurt in these crashes so he has the ability to slip away, drunkenly, into the night.

Maybe Shakes can chime in but if they do not find you in a drunken stupor in a reasonable time and proximity to the crash they cannot charge you. I imagine in a corn field like Fisk hard to get away unseen. In the city blend in a flee.

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I know. That's what I said. That's why he didn't get a DUI last time. So he's setting a good example for the kids. Crash the car while drinking...RUN!!!! Lance is 2 for 2.

I crashed my car into a tree when I was 21 because I was hammered and walked back to my friend's house and went to bed. Went back to the scene the next day and a cop was already there. Asked me what happened, I don't remember what I said but I definitely didn't say I was drunk. He took my ID away and I went to court and got it back. No fine or anything. So yea, they can't charge you for DUI. Learned my lesson though and never drove drunk again.

Briggs responds directly to TMZ by not exactly explaining what happened, other than he took an Uber home.

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I'm your fact-checking cuz, Beardown.

It was the Edens.

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really.bad.guy.the.worst.

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The staff at Elite Bartending school has been provided counseling help to deal with this situation.

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Only doing the Asian on the left for a list checkoff. The black girl rightmost hot. The rest and of course the guys keep it. I hope that doesn't offend some.

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Light skin black chick on the right is hot.

Guy next to her left looks a little like Nas.



And the guy to her right looks like a Wayne Stylie bro.

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You drunk already, champ?

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He was hanging out with me and Joe Orr Road Rod at Nite Cap down the street the whole time, officer. We were early for the Delicious Bitch show.

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Nitecap still going strong apparently...used to go there after our 16" softball games back in the day.

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Yes, but they only update the marquee when the spirit moves them. Those October shows were up well into December. They changed it in December, and it was outdated in two days. I think the actually put up shows that had already taken place.

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So Lance comes out on twitter and says he took an Uber home.

Ya know what I think happened? Like Chris Carter said at his rookie speech.

Lance paid one of his buddies to take the fall for this thing. Probably gave him 20k to eventually come clean and say he crashed it. It won't be much on his record since nobody died and they can't prove he was drunk. I'd take 20k to be the fall guy as well. And Lance will probably pay for the damage to the building as well.

Better hope one of the myriad spy cams in use all over doesn't show him coming out of that car or anywhere near it at the crash.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Good point.

Lance strikes me as a guy whose credit shouldn't be trusted

The more important part of this story, and frankly I'm surprised you weren't all over it Beardown, is that good friend Sir knew almost nothing about the story. You'd think good friend Sir would have provided a venue for Lance to defend himself against TMZ or at least been called to provide a little defense for his good friend on the show.

There are very few people in their 30s with careers that allow them to drink into the 5 o'clock hour on a weeknight. Good friend Sir happens to be one of those people yet he doesn't get invited to the party of his good friend.

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crazy talk

2,3,4,1

Really hot bartenders don't have to go to bartending school. They can serve you gin when you order a whiskey and you will tell them it was the best pour you have every had.

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Also, Uber keeps records and Im thinking the driver would remember Lance Briggs or anyone that size.

Yeah if he's lying about taking Uber he's even a bigger idiot than I think he is. I'm thinking there's more than meets the eye but I don't know how in depth the cops will take take this as no one was injured and insurance will take care of the damages .

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

How have we not gotten a conclusion from this? How difficult is this for the cops? Unless some of them are on the take from Briggs.

Briggs: I wasn't driving.

Cops: Who was?

Isn't it that simple?

Why would he waste 20k on that? The cops can't do shit if you ain't there.. Even a weak ass charge of leaving the scene is equivalent to speeding ticket.

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Whatever. The fact that this simple case hasn't been solved in 48 hours leads me to believe that Briggs crashed the car. I'm pretty sure of that now. He's just figuring out how to buy one of his friends to take the hit.

He doesn't need to.

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Doesn't need to do what? I mean he can say the car was stolen, I guess. Other than that, he has to say who he gave the keys to.

Huh?

There ain't a big investigation man, Saying the car was stolen would be really dumb..even Briggs ain't that stupid, that's filing a false police report.

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