Correct. Players don't stick around after road games. It's straight to the airport.

The crisis consists precisely in the fact that the old is dying and the new cannot be born; in this interregnum a great variety of morbid symptoms appear.

So when do they bang all the groupies?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I rarely troll.

Also, if this is a very public bar, wouldn't this bar have had cameras to show Kane coming in and out of the bathroom, or at least walking towards the vicinity?

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

It reads like cubbiegirlshamus' Bones fan fiction.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

a hockey bar in Los Angeles

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

Also, if this is a very public bar, wouldn't this bar have had cameras to show Kane coming in and out of the bathroom, or at least walking towards the vicinity?

You make a valid point. Can you tweet that? I need something to claim as my breaking news scoop.

I think a scoop or 4 of Ben and Jerry's Karmal Sutra would be pretty tasty about now.

Join Dan Barnsteen and Terry Boers on the Who Needs Two Tavern tour coming to you this Friday from The Lamplighter Inn in Palatine...where I'm sure Patrick Kane never raped a girl in a bathroom.

It's a safe space.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Julie DiCaro ‏@JulieDiCaro 1h1 hour ago
Yes, I saw the Kane story. No, I'm not commenting on it. Stop asking me.

I rarely troll.

just skip straight to Patrick Kane San Jose Story.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

She's such a fucking attention whore.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

You. Me. Terry's Peeps. Kaner. Carly Fiorina. A bucket of foot-nibbling leeches.

Breaking news on the Score

I have it on good authority that The Original Kid Cairo may have stolen Curious Hair's login. He may have raped him too.

Breaking news on the Score brought to you buy...Um...Can anyone read through Cheeto Dust?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I rarely troll.

Someone noted that the Hawks flight back to Chicago that night left at 11:26 PST, and the game ended at 9:32PM...that leaves less than 2 hours. Pretty sure Kane wouldn't have had time to hang out at a bar and make the plane.


Also, if Kane were hanging out at the bar after the game, what other games are going on for them to watch since this would have probably been one of the last games of the night?

Someone noted that the Hawks flight back to Chicago that night left at 11:26 PST, and the game ended at 9:32PM...that leaves less than 2 hours. Pretty sure Kane wouldn't have had time to hang out at a bar and make the plane.


Also, if Kane were hanging out at the bar after the game, what other games are going on for them to watch since this would have probably been one of the last games of the night?

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

She says she was assaulted around last call. LA bars close early, but midnight last calls is something you really only find in SLC.

Trae Young will be a bust. Book It!

I rarely troll.

Well Mac told me to to tell you to go FUCK YOURSELF!!! ..So now it's been said .. .

You guys are as good of detectives on this story as you are at mult hunting.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

You guys are as good of detectives on this story as you are at mult hunting.

I rarely troll.

I think the reason DiCaro has no comments is because even she thinks it's probably bullshit, and that's saying something.

Just because a story has a timeline that doesn't add up doesn't make it false.

Tim Graham told me once on Twitter that there are crooked cops working for Patrick Kane in every city. That cop could have altered the timeline over donuts.

I like Bavarian Crème donuts. They're the best. I don't like the ones with holes in it.

You know what would be really cool? A donut stuffed with popcorn.

Tell that conductor to stop staring at me and typing on his phone. I think he's taking pictures or something. Probably tipping off that Remo Williams on Twitter so he can try and take shots at me.

He doesn't know that I don't respond because I can't get the Dorito dust off my iPhone screen.

I need to post some new feet pictures on Instagram. Maybe I'll just use the bench in front of me.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I rarely troll.

You. Me. Terry's Peeps. Kaner. Carly Fiorina. A bucket of foot-nibbling leeches.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

✶ Sports Mockery ✶ ‏@sportsmockery 5m5 minutes ago
We have found more info on the flight, we will post again when we have it ready.

I rarely troll.

Curious Hair could probably do something with this