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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Fake Band names thread

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How about Evil Papist?

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Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2016 3:27 pm

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I was just coming here to post that, Tbone.

Though I think 'Robot Mumblings' would be better

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

:lol: I was just coming here to post that, Tbone.

Though I think 'Robot Mumblings' would be better

Pretty good name for a Bob Dylan cover band.

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The Definite Iffies....

They're so fake that they can never decide on a real name.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Fake Band names thread

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:11 am

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Bagels wrote:

Forced Flowers

i love their single Basquiat in Bisquick. Their use of vacuum cleaners and empty tin cans was masterful.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Fake Band names thread

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 11:13 am

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W_Z wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Forced Flowers

i love their single Basquiat in Bisquick. Their use of vacuum cleaners and empty tin cans was masterful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUzaL3P5Jsw

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Post subject: Re: Fake Band names thread

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

W_Z wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Forced Flowers

i love their single Basquiat in Bisquick. Their use of vacuum cleaners and empty tin cans was masterful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUzaL3P5Jsw

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Fake Band names thread

Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2016 3:35 pm

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Not a fake name, but my band from the early 90s had a pretty sweet name...

Severed Scrotum

Named after one of our members (pun!) who when he was a kid jumped out of a tree and severed his scrotum on a fence post. Rumors circulated that one of his balls fell out and either (A) was taken by a squirrel or (B) landed in a stream and floated away. He was called Uniball throughout junior high.

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Eaglo Jeff

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shakes wrote:

What instrument did you play? And did you have John Kruk as the band logo?

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shakes

Post subject: Re: Fake Band names thread

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

shakes wrote:

What instrument did you play? And did you have John Kruk as the band logo?

I think we actually pre-dated Kruk's testical follies, but not sure about that.

I was the lead singer/screamer. Also played triangle.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: Fake Band names thread

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 8:40 pm

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

W_Z wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Forced Flowers

i love their single Basquiat in Bisquick. Their use of vacuum cleaners and empty tin cans was masterful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUzaL3P5Jsw

oh for fuck's...

i guess you found that by searching for a band using a vacuum cleaner? :lol:

my friends and i jammed a few times and recorded one of our sessions. we were not legendary but at least it sounds like a song (i fucked up the most, on keys).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZFzjgZdzQ0

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Rod

Post subject: Re: Fake Band names thread

Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 9:01 pm

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W_Z wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

W_Z wrote:

Bagels wrote:

Forced Flowers

i love their single Basquiat in Bisquick. Their use of vacuum cleaners and empty tin cans was masterful.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUzaL3P5Jsw

oh for fuck's...

i guess you found that by searching for a band using a vacuum cleaner? :lol:

Actually, I knew it existed. I've played on bills with thst band, the Occupants. The goof playing the vacuum is Dennis Fredericksen, the little brother of soul, the white James Brown. :lol:

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W_Z

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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2016 9:45 pm

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ok. i am not surprised by that...but that was uber painful.

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W_Z

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