All the Blackhawks do now is lose by four or five goals.

1/22: 4-0 loss to Florida
1/26: 5-0 loss to Carolina
2/21: 6-2 loss to Minnesota
3/14: 5-0 loss to Los Angeles
3/22: 6-2 loss to Dallas

Taken 23 points out of 50 possible since THE STREAK ended. The Hawks FLIPPED DUH SWITCH, it's just that they turned it off, ripped it out of the wall, dug up the power lines, and took an axe to them. We went all in for this, a team that can beat the tattered remains of the Winnipeg Jets but gets throttled against any Western Conference contender. Blues in 5 if not Kings in 4.

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Krueger is back and he's the designated switch flipper-onner.

No worries, all is well.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Yeah, Johnny One-Point on the fourth line should turn this ship right around.

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That's the spirit.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

By which period will pathetic alcoholic Scott Darling have the Flames up by four? First seems a little early, but it shouldn't take all night, so I'm going with the second.

We're in a bad place when we're yearning for the relative sobriety of Trip And Fall Against.

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I can't watch because it's on fucking WGN. I'll have to listen on the radio during commercials of Mountain Monsters.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Please stop passing the puck to Roszival.

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Toews on pace for 55 points, or $190,909 per point. Face it, this so-called #1 center is D-O-N-E DONE.

"Hawwww, yawwwww, we just gawta get our compete level up, yawwww, get pucks deep....figure things oooooat"

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What about the intangibles?

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Yawwwww....yuh knaw it's aboat the little things oat there....win board bahttles...........uhhhh......win board bahttles.

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I am basically ignoring CH tonight, but gotta give him props for "aboat" being the proper Canadian pronunciation instead of the oft-incorrectly spoken "aboot" by 'Murkins trying to poke fun at Canadians.

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Ladder!!!

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Someone also needs to remind Panarin that he IS allowed to shoot every once in awhile.

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I think Panarin is done contributing for the year. The KHL doesn't play this many games, so it's understandable that he'd have nothing left.

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He's just catching his breath on his way to his second wind.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Toews skirmish, great idea.

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Fucking Hawks.

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More intangibles.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Fucking Andrew Shaw

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Welcome back Kruger, kill this penalty because your teammates are morons.

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Toews has CTE. Just listen to him talk, he sounds more like a fucking dullard than ever. Plays like one too.

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You sure he isn't just Canadian?

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I'm not going to blow Darling here as much as wonder how bad the Flames really are.

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Blackhawks fall into fourth place in the Central if they can't beat the eliminated-from-playoffs Flames, by the way. FLIP DUH SWITCH

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If Shaw sees ice again for the rest of this game I'll be pissed

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Fuck. Fuck Shaw. Fuck this team.

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Shaw sucks.

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How has no one in this league knocked Shaw unconscious yet?

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All the more reason to be impressed by his intangibles.

Suprising he can even remember what to do with a hockey stick.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Hawks should trade that godawful Toews guy for a buncha low-round picks and a bag o' pucks, and make Shaw the Captain & #1 center.

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