Congrats

Cool shoutout. Gods for Goff. No sense him being happy.

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If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.

Has Beardown been alerted?

GAY

Lets keep it on the down LOOOOOOO

Ain't nobody has to knooooowwww

Way to go, playa!!!!!! Congrats.

God bless you, future Mrs. Goff!!!! Condolences.

That's all you got? Figured you would've had 20 photos from social media and a whole mini biography of her by now.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I sent a salsa sampler as a gift.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

No way Spiegel gets an invite to the wedding, right?

Expect lots of giggling and pounding during the honeymoon

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

It'll be open bar, not open kitchen.

I can say that because I'm a blimp too.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

They gonna do this now?

Expect it to be a 4 hour proposal story tomorrow. With lots of giggling and slapping of the table. Even though the proposal only took 1 minute.

Goff is the best at making a short story long.

But, ya know what, this time he's entitled. Laugh it up tomorrow, Goff. I want you to literally crack the table in half when you bang it. Karate Kid style!!!!! Make is a long ass story. It's your moment, playa!!!

The poor pounding will lead to the giggling...followed by 'are we gonna do this?'

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Nice one!!!!!

Nice.

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You know me like that.

Is the wedding cake gonna say "We did this now!!!"

Alright. I'm done. At least with the "We gonna do this now" jokes.

I think everyone should do at least one, though. We'll vote who had the best one. GO!!!!

Mine was the best, 'hand down'.

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

Blimp is a funny, underused adjective.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Beardown: Is the fiancé a cracker?

Goff: Motha fucka!!!!

Beardown: Shut up. If you're allowed to joke about race, I can as well. Plus I know you'd never marry a god damn white. We suck.

Goff: You're alright, Beardown.

Beardown: I know. Thanks. Now will you please stop laughing at every god damn fucking thing!!!!!

Goff: Motha fucka!!!!!

Beardown: Congrats, Goffer!!!!

Bad

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

That was pretty cool.

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

I thought it was a classic Beardown post myself, Nas.

Guessing Terry will be a all emotional during transition. Probably tell Goff how proud of him he is, and he is a great man. Some other random bullshit.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Terry knew about it 6 months ago

Congrats to the guy who is tied for the second best host at the Score.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

The process still involve the engagement ring then the actual wedding ring? because, playa, playa, that ring looked kinda thin? and while I do think the gawdy over the top rings are ridiculous, I am not the one talking about my range rover and my crib like I got NBA'ish money. Just sayin...cause, well, ya know,

Hey, I gotta call it as I see it...and someone wanted me (and everyone else) to see it.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Surpised a playa would lock it down. His kickin it at the crib with the peeps time is in danger.

It's only an engagement. Playa still has time to back out. DON"T DO IT GOFF. You know she's gonna change the crib. The stage and pole are out!!!!