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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2016 12:39 pm 
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click through to Goff's instagram and you can see pics of his fine-looking bride-to-be:

https://www.instagram.com/jason1goff/

at what point in a relationship do we give up on the "move over, i'm driving" every time routine.


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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2016 1:26 pm 
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She has man hands.

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Hussra wrote:
click through to Goff's instagram and you can see pics of his fine-looking bride-to-be:

https://www.instagram.com/jason1goff/

at what point in a relationship do we give up on the "move over, i'm driving" every time routine.


That's cool. Good for them. It's funny but I don't recall him talking about a girlfriend on air.

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denisdman wrote:
Hussra wrote:
click through to Goff's instagram and you can see pics of his fine-looking bride-to-be:

https://www.instagram.com/jason1goff/

at what point in a relationship do we give up on the "move over, i'm driving" every time routine.


That's cool. Good for them. It's funny but I don't recall him talking about a girlfriend on air.


He's done it. He calls her "The girl". He said he's been dating her for 15 years. Good god, after 10 years of dating you're pretty much married even without the ring. Isn't that common law marriage?

But Goff looks very proud and happy in those pictures. Good for, playa.


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Beardown wants to know how long he has to wait before he can start referring to the girl chained up in his basement as his "wife".


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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2016 1:35 pm 
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Seven years

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PostPosted: Thu May 19, 2016 1:37 pm 
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Beardown wants to know how long he has to wait before he can start referring to the girl chained up in his basement as his "wife".


Never. She's not a documented citizen. She is an illegal from Mexico.


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Common law marriage is mostly a myth. Only a few states have it.




Common Law Marriage

Gavel and Gold wedding bandsCommon law marriage is allowed in a minority of states. A common law marriage is a legally recognized marriage between two people who have not purchased a marriage license or had their marriage solemnized by a ceremony. Not all states have statutes addressing common law marriage. In some states case law and public policy determine validity.

NOTE: NCSL is NOT a legal services organization. If you have questions about the circumstances leading to common law marriage, including the duration of cohabitation, please contact an attorney, a legal services organization, or the clerk of court near you.
States With Common Law Marriage

Colorado: Common law marriage contracted on or after Sept. 1, 2006, is valid if, at the time the marriage was entered into, both parties are 18 years or older, and the marriage is not prohibited by other law (Colo. Stat. §14-2-109.5)
Iowa: Common law marriage for purposes of the Support of Dependents Chapter (Iowa Code §252A.3) Otherwise it is not explicitly prohibited (Iowa Code §595.1A)
Kansas: Common law marriage will be recognized if the parties are 18 or older and for purposes of the Divorce and Maintenance Article, proof of common law marriage is allowed as evidence of marriage of the parties (Kan. Stat. §23-2502; Kan. Stat. §23-2714)
Montana: Not strictly prohibited, they are not invalidated by the Marriage Chapter (Mont. Stat. §40-1-403)
New Hampshire: Common Law Marriage: “Persons cohabitating and acknowledging each other as husband and wife, and generally reputed to be such, for 3 years shall thereafter be deemed to have been legally married, until one of them dies.” (N.H. Stat. §457:39)
South Carolina: allows for marriages without a valid license (S.C. Stat. §20-1-360)
Texas: Common Law Marriage in specific circumstances (Tex. Family Law §1.101; Tex. Family Law §2.401-2.402)
Utah: Utah Stat. §30-1-4.5

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Does Da Ma Na get invited? If so does Da Ma Na accept? If so would his table "place card" say Da Ma Na?

These are all very good questions if I do say so myself.


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Hussra wrote:
click through to Goff's instagram and you can see pics of his fine-looking bride-to-be:

https://www.instagram.com/jason1goff/

at what point in a relationship do we give up on the "move over, i'm driving" every time routine.

she's black :shock:

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Judging by the pics, Jason did well for himself.

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the ghost of t-dub wrote:
Judging by the pics, Jason did well for himself.


Judging by the pics, she did bad for herself.

Goff: Cracker ass motha fucka!!!!

Beardown: C'mon. These jokes are done for everybody that gets engaged. It's just how it goes. Relax.

White Women: Nobody will ever be doing those jokes for you.

Beardown: :(

Goff: :lol:


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I will give Goff credit, in all seriousness.

He married the girl he knew when he was young, poor and a nobody. He didn't leave her high and dry to get one of those sports radio groupies that hang out at remotes once he became famous. He didn't leave her for a "Hardwood Girl"

That's pretty cool Goff. :salut:


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Who fuckin cares?


Strong take.

First time on CSFMB?


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To sum it up, in BD's world goff>drinky?

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Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Hussra wrote:
click through to Goff's instagram and you can see pics of his fine-looking bride-to-be:

https://www.instagram.com/jason1goff/

at what point in a relationship do we give up on the "move over, i'm driving" every time routine.

she's black :shock:


what, black girls don't let you drive their cars? I don't think that's true. not in my experience.


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Hussra wrote:
Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Hussra wrote:
click through to Goff's instagram and you can see pics of his fine-looking bride-to-be:

https://www.instagram.com/jason1goff/

at what point in a relationship do we give up on the "move over, i'm driving" every time routine.

she's black :shock:


what, black girls don't let you drive their cars? I don't think that's true. not in my experience.


My experience with black girls, on the few dates I've had, is they kick me out of the car while it's running before we even get to the restaurant or movie theatre.


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Who fuckin cares?


Strong take.

First time on CSFMB?


yeah, if you try to discuss things like, oh, the on-going NBA playoffs or--the horror, the horror--the actually more compellting NHL playoff series, you'll be talking to yourself and PittMike/CuriosHair/Dickman and FarveFan/NAS--and maybe a few other guys in the NBA thread, mostly those are posters looking to troll FarveFan.


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Beardown wrote:
Hussra wrote:
Walt Williams Neck wrote:
Hussra wrote:
click through to Goff's instagram and you can see pics of his fine-looking bride-to-be:

https://www.instagram.com/jason1goff/

at what point in a relationship do we give up on the "move over, i'm driving" every time routine.

she's black :shock:


what, black girls don't let you drive their cars? I don't think that's true. not in my experience.


My experience with black girls, on the few dates I've had, is they kick me out of the car while it's running before we even get to the restaurant or movie theatre.


Breaking into their car and hiding under a blanket in the backseat != a date.


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She has man hands.






Not @ all.... You need to eat some carrots or get your eyes checked old man..she look very bangable and the guys u hang with must have bitch hands.

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Hussra wrote:
SomeGuy wrote:
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Who fuckin cares?


Strong take.

First time on CSFMB?


yeah, if you try to discuss things like, oh, the on-going NBA playoffs or--the horror, the horror--the actually more compellting NHL playoff series, you'll be talking to yourself and PittMike/CuriosHair/Dickman and FarveFan/NAS--and maybe a few other guys in the NBA thread, mostly those are posters looking to troll FarveFan.


What's your problem man? :lol:

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By far not close to being a dime, but probably one of the better looking Score wives. Bernstein's wife is rough, and I'm guessing Porky's is a blimp.

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PostPosted: Fri May 20, 2016 6:58 am 
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Leave people's wives alone.

You can, however, comment on having someone at the ready to take pictures of the moment of the proposal.

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You can, however, comment on having someone at the ready to take pictures of the moment of the proposal.

Is that not how a young dolphin did it back in the 60s?

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Hussra wrote:
click through to Goff's instagram and you can see pics of his fine-looking bride-to-be:

https://www.instagram.com/jason1goff/

at what point in a relationship do we give up on the "move over, i'm driving" every time routine.



She's definitely been eating her Booty-O's

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You can, however, comment on having someone at the ready to take pictures of the moment of the proposal.

Is that not how a young dolphin did it back in the 60s?


I don't know how dolphin did it.

We sat there still for 5 hours while our portrait was completed.

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Jason: [babbling and struggling] I love you. You... you complete me. And I just...

Nicole: Shut up,

[pause]

Nicole: just shut up.

[''Pause]

Nicole: You had me at "giggle". You had me at "giggle".


:wink: Congratulations, Jason & Nicole. Good luck and God bless.

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Leave people's wives alone.

You can, however, comment on having someone at the ready to take pictures of the moment of the proposal.


Agreed. Unless you are posting a picture of your wife so we can all pick her a part. It's a real asshole move.

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