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FrankDrebin
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Broke a bone in my foot thinking I didn't have another step to go down when there was one more.
I heard the fucker snap. Bruised up badly.
I didn't bother doing anything about it. They really can't cast it. So fuck it


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Nobody here remembered my 10 year Boardiversary.


Or my fifth. :(

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Or my 11th

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Great year

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Hot water heat is leaking. Ugh

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I remembered it.

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Hot water heat is leaking. Ugh

$2,005

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Hot water heat is leaking. Ugh

$2,005
It won't be that much. In Missouri, "Hot water heat" is what they call the pool with no shade.

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Hot water heat is leaking. Ugh

$2,005
It won't be that much. In Missouri, "Hot water heat" is what they call the pool with no shade.

You misspelled 'pond' ... or 'crick'.

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you meant, your "water heater is leaking hot water." it's not a hot water heater...it doesn't heat hot water.

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
you meant, your "water heater is leaking hot water." it's not a hot water heater...it doesn't heat hot water.

Thanks champ.

Funny guys around here.

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it's not funny, it's correct. :wink:

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
it's not funny, it's correct. :wink:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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My oldest son is going to have to have a "minor" surgery here as soon as they can get him in. Ran him around today to a doctor, 2 specialists, and a hospital for testing. Shouldn't be anything major but that's the medical position. It's major to him - and to me.

He's a little freaked out about being put under. He's holding up, though. Way better than I would have. But, he would. His whole life he's been through some shit and he's excelling. He doesn't get that from me.

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All the best Dr. K.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Thanks. I know it's going to be fine but, still, you feel pretty helpless about it.

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I hate when hamburger buns are too big for the patty. Especially if they are some sort of Kaiser roll or pretzel roll or something. just give me an Rosen's with sesame seeds.

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take your knife and slice the top bun in half or whatever fraction works for you.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
My oldest son is going to have to have a "minor" surgery here as soon as they can get him in. Ran him around today to a doctor, 2 specialists, and a hospital for testing. Shouldn't be anything major but that's the medical position. It's major to him - and to me.

He's a little freaked out about being put under. He's holding up, though. Way better than I would have. But, he would. His whole life he's been through some shit and he's excelling. He doesn't get that from me.


Stay strong Dr. Ken Jr. I.

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yeah no such thing as minor surgery. all the best to the little guy.

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RFDC wrote:
doug - evergreen park wrote:
you meant, your "water heater is leaking hot water." it's not a hot water heater...it doesn't heat hot water.

Thanks champ.

Funny guys around here.


Stop being so dumb...

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
My oldest son is going to have to have a "minor" surgery here as soon as they can get him in. Ran him around today to a doctor, 2 specialists, and a hospital for testing. Shouldn't be anything major but that's the medical position. It's major to him - and to me.

He's a little freaked out about being put under. He's holding up, though. Way better than I would have. But, he would. His whole life he's been through some shit and he's excelling. He doesn't get that from me.


Hope all goes well, sir.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Hatchetman wrote:
yeah no such thing as minor surgery. all the best to the little guy.


Thanks, Chus, Hatchet, KI.

He's about 6-feet tall so I have a hard time calling him "the little guy" anymore. He's got to wait until next Friday, now. They couldn't get him in earlier.

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poor kid

I'm sure everything will be fine

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
yeah no such thing as minor surgery. all the best to the little guy.


Thanks, Chus, Hatchet, KI.

He's about 6-feet tall so I have a hard time calling him "the little guy" anymore. He's got to wait until next Friday, now. They couldn't get him in earlier.

That sucks Doc. Waiting for stuff is awful.

Prayers for you guys and....do we need to send money?

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Minor surgery mojo sent, Dr. Ken.

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