I order a lot of pizza and I like it a certain way.

Cut it like a pie (triangles), not a cake (squares). Don't give me the shit about "that's how thin crust is cut".

Put the fucking pepperoni on top of the cheese so it gets crispy and not under where it gets soggy and worthless.

Am I psychotic or a sjw for pizza my way?

Squares. If you're buying a slice, then triangles. Whole pizza? Squares.

Wait; you don't refer to pop or Coke as soda or soda pop, do you?

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I say soda wanna fight about it?

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Dang it, is this something else I'm suppose to care about that I don't?

No...not you, too, Darkside.....I thought you was cool.

My kids say soda. I can't stand them.

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I hope you drown in a bubbler!

I dunno. I like to drink a soda in my frunchroom. Or maybe in my garadge... never on the ruff cause the shingles get too hot. I'll have two, maybe tree of em.

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All the answers are here...

http://www.yelp.com/topic/chicago-why-c ... le-squares

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Dad?

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This is Chicagoland, you fuckin' hippie. Thin crust pizza is cut in squares. Don't like it? Move to Rhode Island.

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Since Chicago is literally the only place in the world where you can get a decent pizza that must be the proper way to cut a pizza.

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Agreed. Also, glad to see you've been revived.

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Dude I flew into Dallas for work a few years back. I got in on a Sunday maybe 7pm. Asked the concierge where a fella could get a pie in town and the only places in the whole damn city was like little Caesar and pizza slut. Seriously. What a shit town. You'd think with the entire population being over 320 lbs they'd have good food but no. Fucking Carl's is like a delicacy there.
Weird fucker.

Texas sucks.

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Yep, it sucks everywhere. I've been to pretty much everywhere in the U.S., and there's nowhere with pizza that's as good as Chicagoland. The East Coast will tout their brick oven pizza (and some of it's very good), but it ain't as good as here. Deep dish or thin crust - Chicago has by far the best.

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That is your fault for asking for something like that in Texas.

whats wrong with you man?

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Eat me, Ralph. I was at a hotel with no car and had been in transit and I just wanted a nice pizza delivery.

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Im from the Joliet area, I cut my pizza in pie shape and I call carbonated drinks pop.

That's the way it has always been, that's the way I want it interpreted.

The bull shit cake cut always leaves people with all the good stuff middle cut slices or some miniature corner cut of dried out sauce and a tease of toppings.

The tri cut gives everyone the equal serving of topping and crust.
This is the way it should be in my opinion, regardless of crust.

Not everyone likes crust. So square slices gives people a chance to get what they like, and not wasting crust on people who don't like it.

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No need to defend square-cut thin crust pizza. Those who oppose it are - at best - communist and - at worst - Hillary supporters.

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Eat the good part and throw away the crust if you don't like it. This is America.


Not America the poster, America the land of cut my pizza the way I ordered it.

Triangles are better but I don't mind squares

If I'm baking it from frozen, I just cut it in half, then 1/4s, and so on. Delivery or at a restaurant I prefer cake cut.

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Even nasty burnt-ass pepperoni preference aside, yes.

Yes, you are.

Both.

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It's called "Party Cut" not "Cake Cut"

I hate to break it to you, but many cakes are cut in triangles too.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

honestly, the really tiny corner piece that's mostly crust is one of my favorite parts . there are only 4 of them. very rare

I grab one of those pieces first.

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

NYC can take their limp, flippy-floppy shit and shove it right up their ass.

The best pizza outside of Chicago that I have ever had was this brick oven stuff from a cart in Bellevue, WA. Got it twice in two weeks, and each time I arrived there, at least 5 people were patiently waiting for their order to be cooked. One at a time.

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Not a mult.

Agreed. They're like little pizza cracker appetizers built right in.

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Not a mult.

I'm sorry.

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