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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Transformer so old ComEd can't believe it lasted this long. Might be tomorrow.

You guys are in trouble.

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Sympathies Dr. Ken. We had a multi-day outage many years ago (without a generator). Cooked lots of meat from the (not so) freezers and bought lots of ice. We all slept in the basement for a couple days to escape the heat.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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We are in the basement, Don. Luckily it's finished.

Delayed to 12:10am. So specific, that must be right.

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I look forward to updates throughout the night as events warrant.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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I look forward to updates throughout the night as events warrant.


You and you both.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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ComEd dude told our neighbor they are going to hook up a generator for each of our houses.

I'm guessing he's new. But, it's sweet.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Got a Paisan's pizza - sausage, ricotta, garlic, well done. Amazing. #Gettingfatinthedark

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About how many generators would that take?
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#firstworldproblems

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#firstworldproblems


#myworldproblems

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#firstworldproblems


#myworldproblems


Can't you release the hounds or something?

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This is better than the icegirl saga.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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#myworldproblems


Can't you release the hounds or something?


What if they eat the pizza?

Then I'd have to kill them. That's allowed in the big city, right?

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This is better than the icegirl saga.


:lol:
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This is better than the icegirl saga.


I'd destroy her in Pop-A-Shot.

That sounds pretty good right now above the din of a generator in the dark.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
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#myworldproblems


Can't you release the hounds or something?


What if they eat the pizza?

Then I'd have to kill them. That's allowed in the big city, right?


IDK. Nas probably thinks so.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Local MILFs are congregating in anger.

I'll keep you posted.

Back to CFMB....

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Local MILFs are congregating in anger.

I'll keep you posted.

Back to CFMB....


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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Local MILFs are congregating in anger.

I'll keep you posted.

Back to CFMB....


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Not to me.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Disco ball has been activated by flashlight.

Things are going to start happening to me now.

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Poor Dr. Ken...

Words I'd never thought I'd say...

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The first guy with a portable a/c and multiple generators will get a lot of experienced cat.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Update - 9:30pm tomorrow.

FUCK YOU!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Update - 9:30pm tomorrow.

FUCK YOU!

For chrissakes that sucks donkey balls. I have power in hillbilly country and like you now warm vodka.
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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I lived in the boonies growing up and it took 25 inches of snow to shut us down as long as this place 3 blocks from a Circle K.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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Power is on!

Motherfucker it went off after 3 minutes. I didn't buy it going in. Dr. Ken Jr. II was on the same page. We knew it wouldn't last.

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have some power outage sex and go to bed.
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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have some power outage sex and go to bed.


I've addressed that issue earlier.

I'm too virile.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I've addressed that issue earlier.

I'm too virile.


Maybe that why the local Milfs are congregating in anger.
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater
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I've addressed that issue earlier.

I'm too virile.


Maybe that why the local Milfs are congregating in anger.


Doubtful.

I'd seen enough of their lives to know they had 3 minutes to spare.

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