Roosevelt.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

You don't get to put Airplane! in the same category as Hot Shots, Part Dukes.

On another note: Kentucky Fried Movie was funny, but aimed at 15 year old boys.

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Maybe they have "evolved" like the creator of Count Faggula.

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No, if he TRIED that, neither one would touch the baseball with their bat. Pencil necked wimp would probably hurt himself trying to catch up to a 95 MPH heater.

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Go Cubs!!!!

You must be new here...

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So much insincere sorrow that they give a flying shit about LBGT or Muslims beyond how it advances their Twitter brand. He gives a flying shit about anything beyond his bank account, children's potential and wife's business.

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Elections have consequences.

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I really wish he was Fred Hoiberg.

Those villagers are gonna like him. They're really gonna like him.

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You didn't think Lil Danny would let a chance to fetishize LeBron go by the wayside did you?




Dan Bernstein (@dan_bernstein)
7/5/16, 11:22 AM
Durant owes LeBron a debt of gratitude for this opportunity. He made the league rich by being good TV. .cbslocal.com/2016/07/05/ber…

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I'm shocked he didn't manage to once again work in praise for Lebron's natural acting ability as seen in the smash Amy Schumer hit Trainwreck!

It is a bit rich for Dan to talk about how great the polarization of opinions and debate about Lebron has been after he spent the last 6 years calling anyone who would ever dare say something negative about him an idiot (after he himself had ripped Lebron as harshly as anyone for not daring to be great with The Decision, but I know he wants us to forget that part).

Yeah, Magic, Bird, MJ, had nothing to do with growing the popularity of the NBA, and thus driving up revenues.

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Even Brian Windhorst would think Bernstein's nut-swingning is excessive.

@dan_bernstein: Trump's "Saddam got rid of the terrorists" comedy bit just made neocon warmongers' heads explode with existential GOP cognitive dissonance.

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You know me like that.

He is really smart.

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Elections have consequences.

For those of you that still listen, you might want to stay clear of tomorrows show.

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein 7h7 hours ago
I look forward to writing about this tomorrow. These sick bastards still don't care who was truly victimized.


http://www.centredaily.com/sports/college/penn-state-university/psu-football/article87701627.html

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Alton Sterling murdered by Baton Rouge police video, bad things, man, bad things:

https://twitter.com/TodaysLoop/status/7 ... 3575651328

Has Bernstein's head exploded yet that he can't excoriate Penn State players?

"Excoriate" in honor of Bernstein.

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You know me like that.

The Penn State fiasco is what led me to finally turn the radio dial away from B&B. CTE talk almost did it before that.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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Im sure Quintana would be going if he had more run support, Lil Dan.
@ nobody smart
Dan Bernstein (@dan_bernstein)
7/7/16, 10:29 AM
Jose Quintana leads all AL pitchers in fWAR. This is just unfair. Nobody smart is ever looking at W/L. twitter.com/ken_rosenthal/…

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

What a dope.

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for someone who advocates WAR as much as dan does, you'd think he'd have a strong grasp as to what it actually means... but dan has little comprehension of WAR beyond what joe sheehan tells him...

What is the aggregate fWAR of all the opposing starters in the games in which they faced Quintana?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Matthew, Tulsi, and Don

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noones trying to elect you, dan...we are safe.

I also wonder how often her refered to gwb as "bush"..probably often.