Because I'm a masochist, I turned on the North show around 9:00. He's interviewing the ever so relevant Kato Kaelin. Hey, nothing screams "undeniably Chicago" like chatting up a D-list celebrity, whose 15 minutes of fame were up ten years ago, and whose only claim to fame is freeloading off of a double-murderer. What, was Joey Buttufucco unavailable? Glad to see you're earning that 100K Buch, by bringing your rolodex full of has beens over from WGN. I'll be waiting with bated breath for Pappy's scintillating interview with Rose Marie, or any other fossil he can dig up. At least I learned how he's getting rid of that shitty CD. All guests get a "complimentary copy" of it. So, if anyone wants one, just check the garbage can outside the NBC tower.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

courtesy of the Pappy soundboard:

"man, that's just mean!"

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"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on—shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."

Which one is this Kato character? I can't make out the gender from name. Sounds a little too pornstarish.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

He would be the brain dead moron in the middle. But, I know you're kidding about not knowing him. Uhh... you are kidding right?

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

A Kato Kaelin interview is exactly what's wrong with this radio program. They put on the air any schmuck with an upcoming book release, stand up gig at Zanie's in Vernon Hills, or some crappy parody CD. Give me a break, Pappy. Stick with what you do best, sports, an even then I'm not sure you still have that skill anymore.

No, I'm referring to the life size liver spot with hair, who starred on the Dick Van Dyke show. But I like your Rose Marie better.

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"Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public." ~ H.L. Mencken

I happened to bump into the name in some court transcript snippets for a class I was taking at some point. At the time I was too lazy (or busy, or drinky) too pull up the complete record and was satisfied with what handout provided with. There was nothing in the handout to indicate the witness' sex. I also assumed that esteemed pro RBs are all (except for Ricky Williams) hetero. That lead me to believe that people going by ex-NFL RB houses for slumber parties would be nothing but hot chicks. Now, I have to wonder if OJ ever swung the other way.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.

Taa I think your post should read "(Except Ricky Williams and Eddie George)". Other than that, you're right on.

What was Kato selling?

No reason to have that guy on unless he is selling something, he hired a publicist who has Buchman by the gonads and if Buchman ever wants the big interviews like, well, like, uhmmm, Paul Anka, they will put shit heads on the air.

Remember Super Bowl a few years ago, B&B wanted Goldberg on the air, but the publicist said they had to talk to some other dirtball first and they said no?

See, it can be done.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

That is news to me.

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"It's not exactly a rocket surgery." D.J.