The "Yawn Talking" commercials can go away any time.

how is anyone supposed to pull out their phone and take a picture of someone yawning? you'd have to be either stalking someone all day or crazy fast on the camera app

the terry and dan reads for mattress firm make me smirk because both of them are such jerks and you know they dont believe a damn thing they are reading

I got a kick out of the Spiegel ad for people with for sleep apnea. He talks about this great "new" device called Inspire, and then introduces a guy who has been using it "for over four years."

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I want to kill Colonel Sanders. Bleed him through his eyes.

The jimmy John's commercial with the kid screaming freaky faaaaaaaaaaaaaaast!

I fucking hate this commercial. Makes me want to punch a baby.

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Every Jimmy John's commercial I have ever seen or heard has been very irritating, but this one takes the cake: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qecnqYAHHF4

Who the FUCK approves this?

That's the one I'm talking about. Baby kick inducing.

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Oh, shit. I didn't even read the last post.

we must have caught it at the same time during the Cubs game.
My wife was in the other room and screamed "shut that fucking kid up!"

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The fucking Ace Hardware ads........Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks......and (insert something stupid here).

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+1 - The constant false endings of the jingle are annoying as fuck.

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There's a METRA commercial with a kid saying "Moooommmm" (Mom) several times that is an unintentionally outstanding commercial for birth control.

These Blue Cross/Blue Shield commercials make it sound like they're a benevolent organization giving sick people money out of the goodness of their heart. No, they have a contractual obligation to pay claims per the policy. If I give a car dealer $40k and he gives me a car in return, I don't give him kudos for "being there for me."

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White Castle Nibblers road trip commercial.

Nibblers, yeah....
Nibblers, yeah...
Talkin' 'bout, Nibblers, yeah...

I think they say "talkin' 'bout", I dunno. This commercial makes me feel like it's the early 90s...and not in a good way.

without a doubt the recent rash of commercials with bon jovi crooning THAT'S THE POWER TO TURN BACK TIME!!!!!!! have reached the level of 1-877-KARS-FOR-KIDS K-A-R-S KARS FOR KIDS!!!! critical mass. watching Copa America + Euro2016 + baseball = EVERY FUCKING COMMERCIAL BREAK IS LED OFF BY ONE OF THESE GODDAMN COMMERCIALS!!!!!!!!!!

also in the first iteration of the bon jovi / turn back time commercial it's truly a sign of the times that when the wife "gets back the guy she left for you" she's all kinds of "WELL HEY NOW" while the re-mulleted husband dude sighs cuz it's obvious that wifey wants a do-over.

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I'll be glad when Dinosaurs Unleashed at Navy Pier (in Hall B) is gone so the commercials will stop.

These Bon Jovi spots give me the creeps.

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I am not sure what the spot is but the score stream has a new one that begins with a phone ring. Same as my office phone and it drives me nuts.

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The bmo commercial with the fucking bitch and the smile acronym.
I want to Chapman her in the face and shoot a pistol into a cement wall.

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Drinky is apparently just making stuff up in these Xfinity reads. He says that unlike some people he knows, he gets great speed no matter where he is in his house. That would be determined by his router, not the ISP.

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Most ISP's now provide an all in one router modem. I know what you're saying...but he isn't 100% off.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Bow wow purple cow.

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Does anyone think that Bob from the Bob's Furniture commercials looks like he is most likely a sex offender? Why is his animated doppelganger about 30lbs. lighter and have brown hair instead of white?

I still think the voiceover guy in the Mazda commercials sounds like a smarmy douche.

Keller Graduate School of Management "experiential learning".

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How many strokes has Bob Rohrman had?

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Casper mattress commercial. I have heard Mike Golic do these commercials and heard Mulligan do one today.

You wake up drenched in sweat because your mattress is so hot. You could run their air conditioner all night, but who can afford that?

Well, if I can afford it I'm quite sure both of you can.

He should be too embarrassed to show his face on TV after trying to sue a guy for banging his old lady and busting up his marriage..his new commercial where he's a southern gent? Are ridiculous.

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Something tells me that a $2500 mattress buys a shit ton of air conditioning.

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Get you pig the fuck out of my bank, you loathsome twat, before I decide I want a BLT for lunch.

God I hate that commercial with those fucks with their smarmy shit eating grins and pink pants and FUCK THEM.

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