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PostPosted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 3:50 pm 
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I really enjoyed this story.

For those who missed it, Mac saw the Goose at a Wisconsin casino. Goose was playing at Mac's table and acting like a big shot.

Mac's agent brought him down by saying "Excuse me are you John Jurkovic?"

That offended the Goose and he replied "No, who's he?"


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Did he shout things at Siragusa and then run away?


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Irish Boy wrote:
Did he shout things at Siragusa and then run away?


Then Spittle Boy ran up and pulled his Hall of Fame voting rights.

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indeed beardown...it was quite funny

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Up your's Jurko you fat bastage!!!

I align myself with REAL Chicago sports radio originals.


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Hey Mac, you're never gonna get another piece of 'their apple' by alienating them upon your blowtorch:

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I think they wish this penile skin was still connected to the pig.


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Goose was playing at Mac's table and acting like a big shot.


The "table" in question was roulette.

Hey, Mackey, got one question for ya champ: Was Sheryl Crowe music being piped in?


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Can't say I recall any music playing at the casino. I'll pay closer attention next time.

For the record, so maybe this can die, I truly believe both Strahan and the Goose would kick my ass in short order. Without breaking a sweat. Also for the record, I wouldn't run. I ran from a fight last at the age of 11. Still kicking myself for not pounding the shit out of burnout, dimestore hood Bob Maluga.


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Can't say I recall any music playing at the casino. I'll pay closer attention next time.

For the record, so maybe this can die, I truly believe both Strahan and the Goose would kick my ass in short order. Without breaking a sweat. Also for the record, I wouldn't run. I ran from a fight last at the age of 11. Still kicking myself for not pounding the shit out of burnout, dimestore hood Bob Maluga.


Not that you're bitter or anything 30 years later... :wink:


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I know. I'm so glad I got over it. ;-)


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For the record, so maybe this can die, I truly believe both Strahan and the Goose would kick my ass in short order. Without breaking a sweat.


I've run a few times Mackey don't feel like a pussy. 1989 Rosemont Horizon and the WWF has a Sunday night show and the asshole I'm with whips a full beer and hits "Andre the fucken Giant" in the back of the head. Mind you were sitting along the ramp they come down on and we are sitting in the first row and this mass grabs MY buddy and puts his hand around his head and squeezed it as my buddy falls down.I ran the fuck out the arena as soon as he started coming towards us. I discarded my shit stained shorts in the parking lot and drank a 6 pack..

True story. Chet Coopeck was the MC that night... Im sure he remembers. People taught it was part of the show.

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Classic story Stu.


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For the record, so maybe this can die, I truly believe both Strahan and the Goose would kick my ass in short order. Without breaking a sweat.


I've run a few times Mackey don't feel like a pussy. 1989 Rosemont Horizon and the WWF has a Sunday night show and the asshole I'm with whips a full beer and hits "Andre the fucken Giant" in the back of the head. Mind you were sitting along the ramp they come down on and we are sitting in the first row and this mass grabs MY buddy and puts his hand around his head and squeezed it as my buddy falls down.I ran the fuck out the arena as soon as he started coming towards us. I discarded my shit stained shorts in the parking lot and drank a 6 pack..

True story. Chet Coopeck was the MC that night... Im sure he remembers. People taught it was part of the show.


Did they learn the lesson? Don't throw beer at a giant.


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I don't remember hearing anything about Dan running away from Strahan.
That's not the story that came from Mike and Fred's lips.

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who's ego is bigger yours or benstein's?


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Do we really need to go through this again?

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Beardown wrote:
I really enjoyed this story.

For those who missed it, Mac saw the Goose at a Wisconsin casino. Goose was playing at Mac's table and acting like a big shot.

Mac's agent brought him down by saying "Excuse me are you John Jurkovic?"

That offended the Goose and he replied "No, who's he?"


I ran into Jurko two years ago at the airport in Honolulu and mistakenly called him Mac.

Jurko didn’t seem too insulted.

Nice guy that Jurko.


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