Or the cool way to say it. PLAYA HAVING A SHORTIE.

He mentioned something about it during the lunch hour. Unless he was joking. Sometimes you can't tell with Goff. Anyway, congrats, Jason!!!! If you were joking, sorry about this thread.

All this time you were hoping you'd be the one to carry his seed.

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A rude person would say you should wait until after the wedding. So I won't say that. Nor should any of you.

He mentioned it a bunch yesterday,surprised no one cared enough to post it. Not surprised Beardown finally did.

Yeah I also heard it on the show yesterday and was no big deal. I am also surprised no one posted it until today.

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ya ya ya...only mentioned about 20 times yesterday. ya ya ya...

But I get it / understand.

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Sorry. Didn't listen yesterday. So it was up to you guys to post it. And, of course, you failed.

Exactly. KDidit is all salty and projecting his own self hate and disappointment on to you, Beardown. Sad.

Who's taking action on the name?

No doubt in my mind it's gonna be "Dan". Middle name "Bernstein".

One thing is for sure. This kid is gonna be well versed on what brothers "Do" and what brothers "Don't do".

Having a child whilst living in the city on a 100K year-to-year contract, AND planning/paying for a wedding? Best of luck.

Maybe he'll move to Libertyville like drinky.

Goff: Brothers don't move to Libertyville, motha fucka!!!!!!

Beardown: Alright. Jeez. Sorry. How would I know that? I'm just a lowly cracker.

I think the baby explains the marriage now. I saw Mitch throw something on Twitter yesterday, this is how many fucks I gave: 0

Maybe it's a shot gun wedding. So what? Goff said he's been with her for 15 years. So he's pretty much been married anyway. Maybe the condom breaking just pushed it to being official.

Something tells me, he can not find the door handle in the closet.

Explains the marriage proposal from a few weeks ago?

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Yeah. That's what we were saying. Cuz who the hell gets pregnant after an engagement before the wedding?

Goff just wanted to make it right. THAT'S WHAT BROTHERS DO!!!!!! Well, unless you're Shawn Kemp or Adrian Peterson.

Whose marriage is gonna last longer Meat Pants vs Giggles?

"Beth gonna help us plan this wedding, brother?"

"(sigh) What I can say is I know from experience that Chicago has a lot of very talented people in the wedding-planning industry whose strengths are...varied in what they excel in, and it's...it's not necessarily about pre-existing personal relationships as...as it is those varied strengths."

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*9 months later*

light skinned black baby

"Lord, we gonna do this?"


(apologies, BD)

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Spiegel: Jase, that doesn't look like your kid, right?

Kind of like that Jim Carey movie. I forget the name of it. But he has a white wife and in the delivery room his twins come out black!!!! I cracked up at that scene.

But yeah, you're right, if Jason's kid is light skinned he's gonna be pissed. Something is seriously wrong with him about this "Light skinned black" thing.

Your CFMB tombstone should just have (sigh).

I have to be careful about how I say this, but there are... "economic" factors... that can make certain planners better... fits.

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Goff: Brothers don't hire white Jewish women to plan their weddings, motha fuckas!!!!!

Ellsworth J. Goff Jr.

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Today Spiegel was trying to make a joke, and started out "When I come over to play uncle for LeBron Goff..." Jason was not amused.

Be funny if the baby were fat and white

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Feldco Goff

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Congrats to him and his bride to be.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!