The ginger pizza delivery guy will be part of a reading on Chicago-centric stories.

https://thefrunchroom.com/

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I wouldn't even go to a one-man show for a person I like.

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I don't think this is a reading. It is just Beverly people getting together to tell stories...as if that isn't done every night in a number of places along Western Avenue.

Hey, tonight at Sean's Rhino Bar hear Jordan Lynch regale you with his tale of being a Bear for a month. He will tell those same stories the next night at Cork and Kerry and the night after that at Mc Nally's. He will then take his act to Clancy O'Shea's backyard over the weekend at his spring kegger.

Next week, hear the story of how a block of brave Beverly souls banded together by filing restrictive covenants on their land pledging not to sell to black people.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Tim Baffoe's Pizza Poetry Jam

This is the gentrificATION
of a pizza NATION
for a generATION
of edificATION
of the rape apOLOGISTS
the false biOLOGISTS
the men's rights VULTURES
of the rape CULTURE

extra cheese?
yes, more
more greasy slime in my comments sections
more harassing DMs
giving me painful BMs
I'm lactose intolerant
and you are my lactose.

pepperoni and sausage?
yes, please
take these phallic symbols
and slice them.
grind them
make them unrecognizable
so society can feel safe.

hot?
Yes, serve it to me hot
Hot like your takes you love to dish
Hot like a man who knows what real feminism is
Hot like Fahrenheit 451

Because this is the pizza of a revoLUTION
representing our evoLUTION
bringing about the dissoLUTION
of the sexist institUTION
that prevents a woman at our STATION
from performing her occuPATION
because some monsters got the NOTION
to track her inbound MOTION
and it's not just problemATIC
and it's not just bein' dramATIC
so I serve to you this pie
but it's not for you to eat
it's to stare you in the eye
and to make you ask just why
you continue to reply
when you're just a stupid guy
and it's time for you to try
to see the world from OUR perSPECTive
and this class is no elECTive
we're not trying to be protECTive
but this is our safe space pizza.

And you're just the anchovy.

it'll be ready
in 20 to 25 minutes.

that is all.

*snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap* *snap*

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That was brilliant CH.

If I lived closer I'd go heckle Baffoe

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The motto of the B&B section:

I honestly don't listen much-Reared On The Score Thu Jan 28, 2016 9:38 am

Polite ovation for CH's inspired work.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Very nice CH

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I actually was gonna read at this. When I found out he was, I begged off. I'm serious. I no longer eat Fox's because one day I'm gonna just start screaming at him.

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Thanks for bumping this so that I got to see CH's work of art.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

that was good. missed it in this stupid thread.

tho Baffoe would be one of the firemen in 451 burning all those nasty opinions.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Hawks elimination playoff game vs. Baffoe reading about stuff...

Drove past, the bar part was half full and couldn't see the other part. But the champs won out.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

[stunned awe emoticon.]

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

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You know me like that.

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Timmy was pretty busy defending Julie from Cardinals Twitter last night which of course Julie started but was "joking"

Julie DiCaro (@JulieDiCaro)
8/11/16, 10:14 PM
Holliday does not = KB or Rizzo. They have to plunk someone lesser.

Aaaaaaand we're off!!

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

gingers gonna ginger.

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@audioidkid

She was right.

He was a dope.

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Timmy's verified on Twitter now. Big Time.

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Braden Brown says "tear her apart", which obviously means verbally, and Baffoe tries to pretend it means physically tearing her limb from limb and accuses Brown of inciting violence towards women. And then mentions how he screengrabbed someone else's tweets, I assume, to track down the person's employer and show them how he treats women in an attempt to get the person fired?

He also does what I often see and says the person is "sad and scared" and "trying to fill some empty void in their life" to "feel in control of something." I think the latter two clearly apply to Baffoe.

Contemptible, pathetic, and loathsome in every sense. What's sad and scary is that he's probably promoting this type of behavior to his students.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Thought he claimed he blocked you.
If he ignores you, it is funny that Ramblin says the same thing....

He's grossly exaggerating what is "abusive" to make himself seem noble and righteous.

Putz.

The deliveryman stuff makes me laugh every time. Taking on an extra job is noble but you can see that he sees it as shameful. Also, the custodian is closer to being her colleague than Baffoe.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Classic tipoff that he is gonna call the Twitter police

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