Come to the best fair in Illinois! Yours truly will be manning the tent for my sportsman's club. Stop by and get a free ticket for our hog raffle!

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From the website:



Can't beat that. I'm in.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Thanks, FavreFan! We'll see you there!

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I might actually go to this--I enjoy county fairs, and have been to fifteen different ones in Illinois...

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Sounds like we have the foundation laid for a message board outing.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Sandwich Fair....Cmon now. Everyone knows that if you aren't at Elburn Days this weekend you are not fucking living.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Not sure what you mean by "actually," but I'd love to meet you. Stop by our tent!

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Play the course. Skip the front nine that used to be the back nine.

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You know me like that.

Elburn Days? Yeah, if you like Satan-worshipping trash, I guess that's your thing. Don Tiny is their mayor, for God's sake.

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The club is right across the road. It's not really a golf town.

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I'll bring the kerosene.

I have a feeling 'sportsman's club' is dickboy's euphemism for 'sewing circle'.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'll save you a couple tickets!

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Go fuck yourself

leashjongil

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You would be a star here. Unless you're actuslly gay.

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I thought this was a fair for sandwiches. Bummer

Why do they hate pee pee smoochers?

Live harness action on Wednesday the 7th!

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Don't take it personally.

Depending on the roster, I'd consider it.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I'm in if Don Tiny picks me up and we can listen to my death metal CDs on the way.

If you really like county fairs you have to make the trip to Delaware, Ohio at least once in your lifetime. The granddaddy of them all. Little Brown Jug, the most American of all horse races on the third Thursday after Labor Day every year. Just fucking awesome. I've only missed one since 1989.

http://www.delawarecountyfair.com/

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Don't take it personally.

My best offer is to clip you as I drive by at about 70mph.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

How dare you, you nappy headed ho

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Most of my hair has been napping for years.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

You know, oddly enough I have driven through Sandwicn a million times since I work in Plano. I've never been to the Sandwich Fair.

We can stop at the Bull Moose afterward.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I sometimes enjoy a plano ham sandwich.

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

So will there be sandwiches or not?

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Of course. Have you ever had a pork chop sandwich?

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