GRate Field for short?


Or how about "Whore Field" since Uncle Jerry rents it out for a few sheckles.


I think after this latest embarrassment, it really is time to move to Vegas or Delaware or anywhere else. A history of oddities and embarrassments has followed this franchise long enough. Time to move!

1)Throwing a World Series and almost killing the sport
2) Disco Demolition
3) Short Pants
4) A professional Clown walking the aisles
5) Another clown in the coach's box (Max Patkin)
6) An owner during a celebration who calls out his former announcers as "scum of the earth".
7) Fan violence associated with the crazy hillbillies that attend most games.
8 ) Ozzie Guillen simulating ass rape with a reporter
etc.,etc.,etc.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

You have a lot of nerve, jimmy, with what's going on over in Wrigleyville.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Yeah,yeah, Ricketts has turned Wrigley and the area around it in to Disneyland but Ronnie Whoo-Whoo sure the Hell is no Mickey Mouse.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

G-Spot

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

It's The GUAR.

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@audioidkid

We should call it "The Only Place In Chicago Where A Post-War World Series Banner Is Displayed"

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Yeah but that might only work for 3 days. Gotta think of something with a bit more... longevity.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Like a three-year plan?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Yep, and no one can find it.

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barry rozner, lamentably the most consistent "other b in b&b," just took a second to say "what is it with white sox fans who still call it comiskey? why do you have some kind of undying allegiance to charles comiskey?" totally doing the whole "HURR ONLY IDIOTS CLING TO THE PAST AND STILL CALL IT COMISKEY!!!!" thing that brandishes the trademark condescension that b&b(or b) is renown for.

i know barry's doing some kind of a bit/schtick here, but the obvious answer to his (hypothetical?) question is that when the park first opened up it was called (New) Comiskey Park. when i first got to know the park it was called comiskey park. when i first started referring to the place i called it comiskey park, ergo, i got very used to calling it "comiskey" with or without the "park." over time the powers that be wanted me to call it US Cellular Field (aka "The Joan") and now it's Great Rates Ballpark or something? fuck that, i'm sticking with comiskey because that's what naturally comes to my mind when i think of the place.

if you want me to call it US Cellular Field or whatever get that name in there when the park first opens up and it first imprints itself on my brain and you're set for life. i'm not doing a bit, i'm just doing the path of least resistance.

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I'd like to dedicate this post to Denisdman and say: Fuck Rozner.

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btw the sodfather (roger bossard) would probably be insulted that you only used the word "great" to describe his [human words cannot do it justice] field. go to [that place where the white sox play baseball] and behold the glory of the greenest grass on this side of willie nelson and snoop dogg covering a bob marley song; you will realize that the word "great" can truly be an insult when you behold [immaculate perfection]

t. man(child) in desperate need of a hobby

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Game over Jimmy take an enema and go to bed

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I'm going to bounce from the spot for awhile but I will be back at some point to argue with you about this hoops stuff again. Playoffs have been great this season. See ya up the road.

I'm out.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way