What sport, what position, and why?

I'll go baseball, first basemen because I'm pretty sure my drinking and poor eating wouldn't pose a problem as long as I could connect with James Shields every now and then.

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Hockey, no question. I'd be perfectly content making a few million dollars to be Brent Sopel and stand in front of pucks.

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Baseball. DH. Low effort.

Golf.

/thread

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I answered correctly.

But didnt say why;
Travel all over, play the best courses in the world, and if you make the cut a few times a year you get paid quite handsomly.

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Yeah, but then you have to play golf sober, right? I'll pass.

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Baseball/LF/Long career

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Fishing - Bassmaster Elite circuit

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Premier league striker.

The potential Wags, man. So much nonstop ass.

Plus you get to travel all over Europe.

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Basketball, point guard. Best combo of pure athleticism, money, being tall but not so freakishly tall to negativity impact your day to day life, potentially long career, and most importantly no CTE. So when you finally retire you can still rain down windmill tennis ball dunks on your many many illegitimate grandchildren AND retain that memory for more than five minutes afterwards.

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Baseball. Centerfield.

Baseball, starting pitcher. They make a ton of dough even when they suck and I don't really give a shit about baseball so I would be a loser like Quintana and be fine with it.

Edit: nevermind, just remembered the new NBA cap. I'd be an NBA player at any position and 5 years from now make $20 million a year even as a 12th man.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I would be the greatest left handed third baseman ever.

That's winning pitcher Quintana to you.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Where you been dude? Heart doing ok?

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Football, Safety.

Golf.

They all have hot wives, make a ton of money, play until they're sixty, and don't get head injuries.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Basketball, any position, 12th man on an NBA bench. As long as you can wave a towel, you'll have success. You'll never have to play in a game where your team is up or down less than 20.

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Sailing.

The money is shockingly good, the sponsors those guys pull in are loaded. It's upmarket shit.

And then there's the added bonus of not having to sacrifice 6 months of your year (imagine not having a summer of your own throughout your 20's...) going on road trips to fucking Cincinnati and Denver. Nah, instead you do a handful of real races every year in places like Saint-Tropez and spend the rest of the time just chilling in some coastal paradise "practicing." Its not MLB-money, but it is a paid vacation around the world and all you have to do is go on boat rides.

You don't run thr risk of becoming the mortal enemy of an entire city for one fuck up and there's little threat of CTE or other debilitating injury.

Sailing isn't a fucking sport. What a dipshit response.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

^^ this

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Professional golfer or Formula 1 driver.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Baseball, 3rd base

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Baseball: Left handed relief pitcher.

You will pitch until you're 40. No matter how good you are.

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