IMU wrote:
I see smoking is being used extremely liberally.
in fairness, he DID emphasize that she was "
smokin hot" more than once so perhaps JORR is using some kind of "middleaged white guy code-words" to give us a subtle message here? maybe she wreaked of weed at dinner/wrigley? maybe he's implying that she's "
smokin hot" in that you gotta be a "smoker" to find her hot? (and btw, when you talk about a
smoker there's only one type of person that comes to mind, and no that's not cigarettes or weed; we're talkin some str8up pipe-hittin marcellus wallace references getting medieval on your ass here; ergo the difference between "
a pipe" and "
the pipe" --- there's a reason that one of the two is just describing a type of smoking device and the other is a way of life, thus "
the pipe" (and when i'm typing this out those two instances of "
the pipe lined up directly above/below each other so i'm achieving maximum-mellifluousness in convenient visual euphony format here; such is the power of "
the pipe" (double entendre lamentably intended =)
AHEM. either way i'm thinking that either 1) the pictures don't do her justice 2) JORR has mellowed in his middle-age insomuchas he's lost a deece %age of #FordTruckMan status (ain't got no boundaries; [HE] DON'T COMPROMISE...) and thus a run of the mill 6-7+ has been elevated to 8-9+ status or 3) alcohol was involved --- most likely an eclectic combination of all 3 --- because yeah, i know i'm being the stereotypical fat-loser-on-the-internet-nitpicking-fine-women-who-i-dont-have-a-chance-with-anyways-to-come-off-like-i-transcend-her-as-a-defense-mechanism-to-deflect-attention-away-from-how-much-i-suck-in-a-fit-of-psychological-projection (at least i didnt make it a hashtag where i couldn't use -'s, eh? =) --- but at the same time i don't think ol girl is some kind of !!! that warrants special !!! status because she's just a run of the mill fine chick, aka, a quintessential 6/+
or hey it could be like that one time my cousin flew in for christmas and he brought his girlfriend with him (who i assume is at the very least a fit-to-athletic "normal" looking guy) and she ended up being some kind of portly run-down looking chick who would do well if you placed her in your "shrine to meh" --- one glance at her had me thinking "man she must suck the meanest cock west of the mississippi" --- same thing could apply here =D
TLDR = nothing especially !!! about her that elevates her above "run of the mill good looking chick" ergo a 6/+ [meaning she ain't a 7, but if 6 is where "run of the mill good looking chicks" belong you could make her a 6.5 or 6.75 or even 6.92 depending on how much she toots your horn]TLDR TLDR = 6/+_________________
Curious Hair wrote:
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